Unexpected Humor Quotes (4 quotes)

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
― Steve Martin

tags: human-nature, humor, unexpected-humor

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“Do not worry about who get the credit or praise of the work done. Continue work to give your best.Your reward may come unexpected.”
― Lailah Gifty Akita

tags: best-life, best-quote-ever, don-t-be-afraid, don-t-give-up, don-t-let-go, don-t-quit, don-t-quit-quotes, don-t-stop, don-t-stop-believing, don-t-stop-dreaming, don-t-stop-learning, don-t-stop-reading, don-t-stop-until-you-get-enough, don-t-stop-working, experience-inspiration, experience-mistakes-wisdom, experiences, experiences-and-adventures, give-your-best, give-your-best-shot, life-experience-faith, praise-and-worship, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, reward, rewarded, rewarding, rewards-of-passion, success-in-business, success-in-life, success-quotes, success-self-improvement, success-strategies, unexpected, unexpected-changes, unexpected-humor, unexpected-things, unexpected-turns, work, work-ethic, work-hard, work-life-balance, working, working-hours, working-it-out, working-man, working-out, working-together, working-with-people, working-women, worry, worry-motivational, worry-quote, worry-quotes, worrying, worrying-over-nothing

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“Grabbing Jeremy's lapels, Nick pulled him closer, grasping him not with fingers but with claws. His face inches away from Jeremy's, his eyes burning red, his fangs sharp and gleaming, he screamed, "BECAUSE YOU'RE MINE! NO ONE THREATENS WHAT'S MINE AND WALKS AWAY!" His growl rumbled through the room, ratcheting down into the subsonic. "I WILL BURN DOWN WHOLE ARMIES BEFORE I LET THEM TAKE YOU FROM ME!"...

"Jesus, big brother," said Toby. "I know vampires are territorial when it comes to their mates, but you're way out in front for the possessive macho bullshit award."

Nick sighed. "I know. I've got to work on that.”
― Arshad Ahsanuddin, Sunset

tags: unexpected-humor

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“The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us.”
― Juilette Fay

tags: humor, observations-on-life, unexpected-humor, unexpected-life, wry

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