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“Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith”
― Larissa Ione, Passion Unleashed

“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding."

I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing.
And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Everything that had happened flipped through
my head like a photo album I wanted to burn.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Welcome back. I see the assassins have failed.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“How would you like your eggs?"

I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
—T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Captain," I said, letting the surprise I felt filter into my voice. It was weird how every time I said the word captain, I wanted to tack on a Jack Sparrow at the end.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“On a scale of one to stepping on a LEGO, how much pain are you in?”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“Write the book you want to read, the one you cannot find.”
― Carol Shields