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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “I don't want to die without any scars.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    tags: death, scars, tyler-durden
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    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: attributed-no-source, humor, misattributed-douglas-adams, wit
    11372 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor, life, sex
    6555 likes

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    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
    ― Jerome K. Jerome
    tags: humor, work
    8143 likes

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  • #5
    Stephenie Meyer
    “He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
    ― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
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    Mae West
    “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, temptation
    7022 likes

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    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: food, humor, love
    3913 likes

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    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth
    19790 likes

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    Oscar Wilde
    “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: creation, god, humor, man
    6377 likes

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  • #10
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
    2436 likes

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  • #11
    Orson Welles
    “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
    ― Orson Welles
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    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    ― Charles Lamb
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    “Crap.
    It's all crap.
    Living is crap.
    Life has no meaning.
    None. Nowhere to be found.
    Crap.
    Why doesn't anybody realize this?”
    ― K-Ske Hasegawa, Ballad of a Shinigami, Vol. 1
    tags: cat, crap, dead, death, girl, god, life, meaning, momo, souls, suicide, useless, white
    382 likes

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    Stephen J. Rivele
    “Death reminds us that we are nothing.”
    ― Stephen J. Rivele
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    Franz Kafka
    “The meaning of life is that it stops.”
    ― Franz Kafka
    tags: death, life
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  • #16
    Mel Brooks
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
    ― Mel Brooks
    tags: bullshit, humor, profanity, shit, vulgarity
    439 likes

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  • #17
    Edith Konecky
    “I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”
    ― Edith Konecky
    tags: humor
    151 likes

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    Rita Mae Brown
    “One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
    ― Rita Mae Brown
    tags: bad-memory, forgiveness, happiness, memory
    2155 likes

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  • #19
    “You gotta be cool. That's all. Remain refrigerated.”
    ― Donn Pearce
    tags: humor
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  • #20
    “America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.”
    ― Charlie King
    tags: humor
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  • #22
    “Shit, the fun's over. The bad guys called the cops." -Micah”
    ― Kamban
    tags: humor
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  • #23
    Andrew Peterson
    “Hey, angel, your horns are sticking up.”
    ― Andrew Peterson
    tags: humor
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  • #24
    Ayn Rand
    “When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.”
    ― Ayn Rand
    tags: ayn-rand, humor, objectivism
    59 likes

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  • #25
    “When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.”
    ― Peter Sellers
    tags: humor, panther, peter, pink, sellers
    20 likes

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    Banksy
    “A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”
    ― Banksy
    tags: humor, obesity, statistics
    162 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
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  • #29
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: humor, mankind, people
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    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: books, contentment, friends, friendship, life
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    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
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  • #32
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
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