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  • #1
    Albert Camus
    “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
    Albert Camus

  • #2
    Albert Camus
    “I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God.”
    Albert Camus, L'Étranger

  • #3
    Albert Camus
    “I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't.”
    Albert Camus, The Stranger

  • #4
    Tim Dorsey
    “Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.”
    Tim Dorsey

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #7
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

  • #8
    Franz Kafka
    “The meaning of life is that it stops.”
    Franz Kafka

  • #9
    Anaïs Nin
    “How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?”
    Anais Nin

  • #10
    Fyodor Dostoevsky
    “Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms. It's by talking nonsense that one gets to the truth! I talk nonsense, therefore I'm human”
    Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, and Selections from The House of the Dead

  • #11
    Tim Dorsey
    “I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.”
    Tim Dorsey

  • #12
    Carl Sagan
    “Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.”
    Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

  • #13
    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    Terry Johnson, Insignificance

  • #14
    Cheris Kramarae
    “Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.”
    Cheris Kramarae

  • #15
    Aristotle
    “The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living differ from the dead.”
    Aristotle

  • #16
    “The more I live, the more I learn. The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know.”
    Michel Legrand

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #18
    Ayn Rand
    “[Dean] “My dear fellow, who will let you?”

    [Roark] “That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”
    Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

  • #19
    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    Woody Allen

  • #20
    Tim Dorsey
    “Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops. ”
    Tim Dorsey, Nuclear Jellyfish

  • #21
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #22
    William Shakespeare
    “thus with a kiss I die”
    William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

  • #23
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #24
    Irina Dunn
    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
    Irina Dunn

  • #25
    Emily Brontë
    “Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I can not live without my life! I can not live without my soul!”
    Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

  • #26
    Thomas Pynchon
    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
    Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

  • #27
    J.D. Salinger
    “I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #28
    E.B. White
    “If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
    E.B. White

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #30
    Dave Barry
    “When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. ”
    Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50



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