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“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep”
― Albert Camus

“Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.”
― Woody Allen

“Personally, I think the 'Christian family' should be called a Christian fantasy.”
― Ruth Hurmence Green

“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
― Woody Allen

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
― Richard Pryor

“We should all be concerned about [the future] because we will have to spend the rest of our lives there!”
― Charles F. Kettering

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
― Woody Allen

“Saying that you are moral because you believe in a god is like saying you are an economist because you play monopoly.”
― Robert W. Cox

“The world holds two classes of men--intelligent men without religion, and religious men without
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― ~ Abu'l-Ala-Al-Ma'arri, 973-1057, Syrian

“Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.”
― Woody Allen

“If god created man in his own image, how come I'm not invisible?”
― David Powers

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”
― Ricky Gervais

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
― Woody Allen

“Man has been evolved and created the gods. Evolved more and decided to destroy all of them.”
― Emil A. Zafirov

“Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.”
― George Carlin

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“One day when I was praying, it suddenly occurred to me thatI was talking to myself.”
― Peter O' Toole

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
― Woody Allen

“Atheism certainly promotes a low view of humanity- how much lower can you get than thinking yourself an accidental by-product of a series of even larger accidents!”
― John Dickson, Humilitas: A Lost Key to Life, Love, and Leadership

“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

“What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

“No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism.”
― Annie Wood Besant

“The truth is . . . you think what people want you to think.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

“Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.”
― Dara O'Briain

“The damaged loves the damaged.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff

“Even though I don't personally believe in the Lord, I try to behave as though He was watching.”
― Christopher Reeve

“The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Good books don't give up all their secrets at once.”
― Stephen King

“Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary