Daphne > Daphne's Quotes

“Microwave him.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good as Dead

“Hey Sarge, remember me?”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“if it's a choice between me and you, i choose you”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“You're Pippa Fricking Fitz-Amo-bi. My little Sarge. Pippus Maximus, and there's nothing you can't do.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“Real men wear floral when trespassing.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good as Dead

“You are the maximum amount of Pipness that any Pip could be. The Ultra-Pip. I’m going to introduce you to my family this weekend as Pippus Maximus”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“Hey, Nat, do you think it's at all possible that your brother is a serial killer? Yes, I know, I have a history of accusing you and your family members of murder.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“Machines didn’t lie, only people did.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead

“Well,’ Pip smiled, ‘I’m still me.’ She hoped that was true.”
― Holly Jackson, As Good As Dead