“Machines didn’t lie, only people did.”
― As Good As Dead
― As Good As Dead
“Real men wear floral when trespassing.”
― As Good as Dead
― As Good as Dead
“You are the maximum amount of Pipness that any Pip could be. The Ultra-Pip. I’m going to introduce you to my family this weekend as Pippus Maximus”
― As Good As Dead
― As Good As Dead
“Microwave him.”
― As Good as Dead
― As Good as Dead
“You're Pippa Fricking Fitz-Amo-bi. My little Sarge. Pippus Maximus, and there's nothing you can't do.”
― As Good As Dead
― As Good As Dead
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