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    Zoë Marriott
    “To ugly ducklings everywhere,
    Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
    They'll never get to be swans”
    ― Zoë Marriott, The Swan Kingdom
    tags: clever, cool, cute, funny, humor-inspirational, humorous, inspirational, self-image, sweet
    134 likes

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    Michael P. Clutton
    “If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”
    ― Michael P. Clutton
    tags: humor, humor-inspirational, humorous-quotations
    47 likes

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    Eoin Colfer
    “Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers”
    ― Eoin Colfer
    tags: humor-inspirational
    42 likes

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  • #4
    “Why sadness was created?
    So we could rest from laughing.”
    ― Nelson M. Lubao
    tags: happiness, humor-inspirational, inspiration, life
    27 likes

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  • #5
    Ogden Nash
    “Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
    Did you ever try buying them without money.”
    ― Ogden Nash
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    Cassandra Duffy
    “I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
    ― Cassandra Duffy
    29 likes

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  • #7
    Lev Grossman
    “The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.”
    ― Lev Grossman, The Magicians
    tags: humor-inspirational
    122 likes

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  • #8
    “When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
    ― Katina Ferguson
    40 likes

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    Dennis Lehane
    “I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”
    ― Dennis Lehane, A Drink Before the War
    tags: advice, character, humor, humor-inspirational
    63 likes

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  • #10
    Richard P. Feynman
    “Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself”
    ― Richard P. Feynman
    tags: humor-inspirational, self-esteem, self-inspired
    29 likes

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  • #11
    Haresh Daswani
    “I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”
    ― Haresh Daswani
    tags: humor-inspirational
    28 likes

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    Gerard de Marigny
    “I told a doctor once, "Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!”
    ― Gerard de Marigny, The Watchman of Ephraim
    tags: humor-inspirational
    15 likes

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    Jeff Somers
    “I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”
    ― Jeff Somers, The Terminal State
    tags: humor-inspirational
    28 likes

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    Joan Jett
    “Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.”
    ― Joan Jett
    tags: balls, boobs, gumption, guts, humor-inspirational, joan-jett, rock-and-roll, rock-music
    99 likes

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    Kim Gatlin
    “You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you'll always be wrong. That's because they're so much simpler than we are. They don't think half the time. They just want what they want and then go for it.”
    ― Kim Gatlin, Good Christian Bitches
    tags: humor-inspirational
    18 likes

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    E.A. Bucchianeri
    “... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.”
    ― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
    tags: art, artists, arts-and-humanities, be-yourself, bored, boredom, creative-people, creative-process, creativity, funny, humor, humor-inspirational, predictability, predictable
    50 likes

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    Stephen Colbert
    “They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.”
    ― Stephen Colbert
    tags: humor, humor-inspirational, inspirational
    21 likes

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    Michael Jackson
    “I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily.”
    ― Michael Jackson
    118 likes

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    David Sedaris
    “They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.”
    ― David Sedaris, Naked
    tags: humor-inspirational
    13 likes

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    Michael J. Sullivan
    “Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!”
    ― Michael J. Sullivan
    tags: humor, humor-inspirational, writing-craft
    33 likes

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    Delilah Marvelle
    “Where there is a will to conquer a man, there is a way to conquer a man.”
    ― Delilah Marvelle, Mistress of Pleasure
    tags: humor-inspirational
    7 likes

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  • #23
    “Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.”
    ― New York Magazine
    tags: buddha, hot-dog, humor-inspirational
    30 likes

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  • #24
    Jeff Lyon
    “Give your brain a break and read a book.”
    ― Jeff Lyon
    tags: humor-inspirational
    8 likes

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    Erica M. Goros
    “Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.”
    ― Erica Goros
    tags: change, emotions, humor-inspirational, inspiration, intellect, self-help
    10 likes

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  • #26
    “Staying on the fence is safe ... until someone shoots you off!”
    ― Steven Charles
    tags: humor-inspirational
    5 likes

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  • #27
    Mark Twain
    “Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: humor-inspirational
    10 likes

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  • #28
    Cassandra Duffy
    “I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.”
    ― Cassandra Duffy
    9 likes

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  • #29
    Paula Wall
    “History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.”
    ― Paula Wall, The Rock Orchard
    tags: humor-inspirational
    12 likes

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    Paula Wall
    “It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark”
    ― Paula Wall, The Rock Orchard
    tags: humor-inspirational
    8 likes

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  • #31
    Ernest Hemingway
    “You will die like a dog for no good reason.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway
    11 likes



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