Hot Dog Quotes

“Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.”
― New York Magazine

“And his dick looks like a hot dog that got hit with a sledgehammer and sewn back together by a blind lady.”
“Thanks, Port.”
“You’re welcome, D.”
― Jeremy Robert Johnson, Skullcrack City

“If it isn't in a roll. It isn't a hot dog.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“My dog ain't just hot. It's delicious!”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“He smells like an outhouse is on fire, and firefighters are trying to extinguish it with hot dog burps.”
― GLEN NESBITT