Outhouse Quotes

“From flophouse bed
To poorhouse bread,
all outhouse sorrow:
I thee wed.”
― Roman Payne

“Sign written on the inside of the outhouse door at the campground in Arches: "Attention: Watch out for rattlesnakes, coral snakes, whip snakes, vinegaroons, centipedes, millipedes, ticks, mites, black widows, cone-nosed kissing bugs, solpugids, tarantulas, horned toads, Gila monsters, red ants, fire ants, Jerusalem crickets, chinch bugs and Giant Hairy Desert Scorpions before being seated.”
― Edward Abbey

“He smells like an outhouse is on fire, and firefighters are trying to extinguish it with hot dog burps.”
― GLEN NESBITT

“How about a tour of the outhouse while we’re at it?” Shine had had about enough of these prohis and their pointless posturing. “No shine there but it’s seen more than a fair share of moons.”
― Michelle Collins Anderson, The Moonshine Women