Michell Karnes > Michell's Quotes

“Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?"
"What's that?"
"The world didn't come to an end.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”
― Charles Schultz

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
― Charles Schultz

“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
― Charles Schulz

“Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
― Charles Schultz

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”
― Charles M. Schulz

“I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy?
CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy! ”
― Charles M. Schulz

“People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.”
― Charles Schulz

“Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1971-1972

“Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos...”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1967-1968

“It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. ”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Your stupidity is appalling!"
"Most stupidity is!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1967-1968

“Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair."
"Like a what?"
"Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?"
"I've never been able to get one unfolded...”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982

“Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?"
"Boy, I hope not!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1975-1976

“All right, team... This is our first game of the season... If we all show the right spirit, I think we can win this one. Let's try to encourage each other... Let's hear a little chatter out there, okay?"
"YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, KID!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1969–1970

“I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen.”
― A.A. Milne