Michell Karnes

“All right, team... This is our first game of the season... If we all show the right spirit, I think we can win this one. Let's try to encourage each other... Let's hear a little chatter out there, okay?"
"YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, KID!”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1969–1970

“Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair."
"Like a what?"
"Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?"
"I've never been able to get one unfolded...”
― Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, 1981-1982