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  • #1
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #2
    Isaac Asimov
    “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #3
    Charles Bukowski
    “For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #4
    Charles Bukowski
    “Do you hate people?”

    “I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
    Charles Bukowski, Barfly

  • #5
    Irina Dunn
    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
    Irina Dunn

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #7
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #8
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #9
    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #10
    Albert Einstein
    “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #11
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #12
    Théophile Gautier
    “Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
    Théophile Gautier

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #14
    “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
    Robert Michaels MD - 2007 - Graduation Speaker

  • #15
    “Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.”
    Eminem

  • #16
    “I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.”
    Eminem

  • #17
    “Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters”
    Eminem

  • #18
    “Damn. How much damage can you do with a pen?”
    Eminem

  • #19
    Marilyn Manson
    “Music is the strongest form of magic.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #20
    Marilyn Manson
    “Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #21
    “So if you love me, let me go.
    And run away before I know.
    My heart is just too dark to care.
    I can't destroy what isn't there.
    Deliver me into my fate -
    If I'm alone I cannot hate
    I don't deserve to have you...
    My smile was taken long ago
    If I can change I hope I never know”
    Slipknot, Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone

  • #22
    Bill  Gates
    “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
    Bill Gates

  • #23
    Salman Rushdie
    “From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.”
    Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses

  • #24
    Frank Lloyd Wright
    “I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.”
    Frank Lloyd Wright, Truth Against the World: Frank Lloyd Wright Speaks for an Organic Architecture

  • #25
    “Crap.
    It's all crap.
    Living is crap.
    Life has no meaning.
    None. Nowhere to be found.
    Crap.
    Why doesn't anybody realize this?”
    K-Ske Hasegawa, Ballad of a Shinigami, Vol. 1

  • #26
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn't see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love.

    Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will.
    At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby

  • #27
    Marilyn Manson
    “When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #28
    Marilyn Manson
    “When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.”
    Marilyn Manson

  • #29
    Bill Maher
    “Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.”
    Bill Maher



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