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#1

“There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.”
― Ronald Reagan

tags: accomplishment, achievement, inspirational, misattributed, modesty, recognition

#2

“There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: truth

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#3

“America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”
― David Letterman

tags: americans

18 likes

#4

“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
― Steven Colbert

tags: agonosic, atheist, humor

12 likes

#5

“Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.'

'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

5545 likes

#6

“I am selfish. I am brave.”
― Veronica Roth, Divergent

3633 likes

#7

“Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

tags: apollo, percy-jackson

352 likes

#8

“I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: politics

8 likes

#9

“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
― Stephen Hawking

tags: humour, science, wisdom

1749 likes

#10

“Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: humor

20 likes

#11

“Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

tags: animals, vegetarian

186 likes

#12

“There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: history

280 likes

#13

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: christ, christian, christian-behavior, poor, religion, selfish

1234 likes

#14

“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: humor, isolationism, political-philosophy, politics

639 likes

#15

“Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

tags: atheism

533 likes

#16

“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
― Stephen Colbert

272 likes

#17

“Equations are the devil's sentences.”
― Stephen Colbert

182 likes

#18

“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: drinking

180 likes

#19

“Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

tags: cult, humor, religion, satire

191 likes

#20

“Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: wikipedia

143 likes

#21

“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: life

147 likes

#22

“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”
― Stephen Colbert

94 likes

#23

“Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.
(Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: humor, politics

73 likes

#24

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

tags: humor

82 likes

#25

“Darkness is drawn to light, but light does not know it; light must absorb the darkness and therefore meet its own extinguishment.”
― Edna O'Brien, In the Forest

tags: philosophical, spiritual

1390 likes

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