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  • #1
    Ronald Reagan
    “There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.”
    Ronald Reagan

  • #2
    Stephen Colbert
    “There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
    Steven Colbert
    tags: truth

  • #3
    David Letterman
    “America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”
    David Letterman

  • #4
    Stephen Colbert
    “Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
    Steven Colbert

  • #5
    Veronica Roth
    “Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing.'

    'Well,' he says, 'I would only go if there was cake.”
    Veronica Roth, Divergent

  • #6
    Veronica Roth
    “I am selfish. I am brave.”
    Veronica Roth, Divergent

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #8
    Stephen Colbert
    “I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.”
    Steven Colbert

  • #9
    “Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”
    Stephen Hawking

  • #10
    Stephen Colbert
    “Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.”
    Steven Colbert
    tags: humor

  • #11
    Stephen Colbert
    “Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
    Stephen Colbert, I Am America

  • #12
    Stephen Colbert
    “There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #13
    Stephen Colbert
    “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #14
    Stephen Colbert
    “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #15
    Stephen Colbert
    “Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”
    Stephen Colbert, I Am America

  • #16
    Stephen Colbert
    “If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #17
    Stephen Colbert
    “Equations are the devil's sentences.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #18
    Stephen Colbert
    “They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #19
    Stephen Colbert
    “Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
    Stephen Colbert, I Am America

  • #20
    Stephen Colbert
    “Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #21
    Stephen Colbert
    “Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”
    Stephen Colbert
    tags: life

  • #22
    Stephen Colbert
    “I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #23
    Stephen Colbert
    “Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.
    (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)”
    Stephen Colbert

  • #24
    Stephen Colbert
    “So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”
    Stephen Colbert, I Am America
    tags: humor

  • #25
    Edna O'Brien
    “Darkness is drawn to light, but light does not know it; light must absorb the darkness and therefore meet its own extinguishment.”
    Edna O'Brien, In the Forest



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