D'oreo

“There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
― Steven Colbert

“Darkness is drawn to light, but light does not know it; light must absorb the darkness and therefore meet its own extinguishment.”
― Edna O'Brien, In the Forest

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
― Steven Colbert