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“Really, the combination of the scabs and the ointment looks hideous. I can't help enjoying his distress.
"Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?" I say.
"It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?" he asks.
"Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget about it," I say.
"Not if I keep looking at you," he says.”
― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

“Want a sugar cube?" he asks in his old seductive voice.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?”
― Steven Colbert

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― David Letterman