Alex > Alex's Quotes

“Good morning, Sunshine.”
― Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility

“Josh Fucking Bennet. By now, I'm pretty sure that if I were to find his birth certificate that is exactly what it would say.”
― Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility

“Go away, bitch." Great, A shoe with attitude.”
― Richelle Mead, Storm Born

“I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you'll be shitting my fingernails for a week.”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Price

“Fitzroy, what is this shit?" "Henry, please, not Fitzroy.”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Price

“She'd followed him from the door to the condo into the tiny office even though he'd requested that she wait a minute in the living room. If he was going back to close his coffin, she had to see it.”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Price

“That's just what I need," she muttered, digging around in her bag, "a depressed vampire.”
― Tanya Huff, Blood Price

“Don't foist your body image issues on me, mate. I'm sexy. When I want a six pack, I go to the liquor store.”
― R.K. Lilley, Mile High

“He smelled like family... and Javier, but I took that as a good sign.”
― R.K. Lilley, Grounded

“Trying to will yourself bigger boobs?”
― Tera Lynn Childs, Sweet Venom

“Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a spoon”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“On Lego's

"Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“There seem to be a lot of gay people there...Oh please, as if that's what I meant by that. Trust me, none of them would ever want to fuck you anyway. They're gay, not blind.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says

“DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.
IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
—T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat."
Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. "So, she was angry?"
He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“So the little princess thinks she can beat the big bad King for the position", he almost chuckled

"I´ll rip through you like a bull shark as I take my prize".”
― Z. Stefani, Insufferable Proximity

“I’m going to ruin you. I’ll be your first, and I’ll fuck you so thoroughly that I’ll be your last too. You won’t want any other man after I’ve gotten my hands on you.”
― R.K. Lilley, In Flight

“Now you will feel no rain,
For each of you will be shelter to the other.
Now you will feel no cold,
For each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there is no more loneliness for you.
For each of you will be companion to the other.
Now you are two bodies,
But there is only one life before you.”
― R.K. Lilley, Grounded

“Life hurts.  As long as it doesn’t kill us, we weather it.”
― R.K. Lilley, In Flight

“Books should go where they will be most appreciated, and not sit unread, gathering dust on a forgotten shelf, don't you agree?”
― Christopher Paolini

“But hey, at least we’ll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I’m a psychiatrist’s wet dream.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“She’s like Bruce Lee, the Hulk and Neo from The Matrix all rolled in to one.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“Land of the Dead? Is that what you dream about?” she asks. “Boy who kills ghosts for a living?”
“No. I dream about penguins doing bridge construction. Don’t ask why.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“I’m not a superhero,” I say. It’s an awful tag. It’s egotistical, and it doesn’t fit. I don’t parade around in spandex.”
― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood

“Tell me a story of deep delight.”
― Robert Penn Warren