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    “YO MAMA SO POOR... Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of garbage bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.”
    Jess Franken, The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes

  • #2
    Mary Frame
    “I shut the door firmly behind me. I shut it on Jensen, but I can’t shut it on myself and on the strange and foreign feelings churning inside.”
    Mary Frame, Imperfect Chemistry

  • #3
    هوشنگ ابتهاج
    “دردا و دریغا که در این بازی خونین
    بازیچه ی ایام دل آدمیان است”
    هوشنگ ابتهاج

  • #4
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche



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