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“He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush."
Mary Lou Molnar”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

“About that proposal, cupcake..."
Morelli”
― Janet Evanovich, Hot Six

“Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now."
Valerie - To the Nines”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

“Give me the gun." Ranger said.
I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over.
Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. "It's warm," he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment and plugged the key into the ignition.
Am I fired?"
No. Any women who can heat up a gun like that is worth keeping around.”
― Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top

“One of us should stop her," Ranger said to Morelli, his eyes fixed on me.
"Not going to be me," Morelli said. "Have you ever tried to stop her from doing something she wanted to do?"
"Haven't had much success at it," Ranger said.
Morelli rocked on his heels. "One thing I've learned about Stephanie over the years, she's not good at taking orders."
"Has authority issues," Ranger said.
"And if you piss her off, she'll get even. She ran me over with her father's Buick once and broke my leg."
That got a small smile out of Ranger.
"Nice to see you boys bonding," I said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

“I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

“I almost never shoot people.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Babe!”
― Janet Evanovich

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
― Janet Evanovich