Julie Huggins > Julie's Quotes

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
― Groucho Marx

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”
― Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. ”
― Samuel Goldwyn

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
― Joan Crawford

“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. ”
― Ann Coulter

“Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.”
― Leo Tolstoy

“Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”
― Bob Hope

“There are only two classes - first class and no class. ”
― David O. Selznick

“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
― W.C. Fields

“Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. ”
― Clarence Thomas