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  • #1
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #2
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #3
    Maurice Switzer
    “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
    Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book

  • #4
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #5
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #6
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #7
    Stephenie Meyer
    “He's like a drug for you, Bella.”
    Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

  • #8
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #9
    Jeaniene Frost
    “If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #10
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #11
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #12
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #13
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #14
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?"
    "What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait.”
    Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

  • #15
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”
    Jeaniene Frost

  • #16
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!”
    Jeaniene Frost

  • #17
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
    called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #18
    Jeaniene Frost
    “And that, Annette, is called Pilates”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #19
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Playing with fire Kitten?”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #20
    Jeaniene Frost
    “We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.
    Is he still there?”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #21
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #22
    Jeaniene Frost
    “If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”
    Jeaniene Frost

  • #23
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #24
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
    "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
    "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
    "It was an analogy."
    "I am not fat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes



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