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  • #1
    Julia Quinn
    “Colin decided then and there that the female mind was a strange and incomprehensible organ - one which no man should even attempt to understand. There wasn't a woman alive who could go from point A to B without stopping at C, D, X, and 12 along the way.”
    Julia Quinn, Romancing Mister Bridgerton

  • #2
    Julia Quinn
    “Caroline, do you value your neck?"
    "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?"
    "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.”
    Julia Quinn, To Catch an Heiress
    tags: funny

  • #3
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. "Ka xlia ma pe tute" (I'm going to shit on you.)

    "Which means," Rohan said hastily, "'Please forgive the misunderstanding; let's part as friends.'"

    "Te malavel les i menkiva," Kev added for good measure. (May you die of a malignant wasting disease.)

    "Roughly translated," Rohan said, "that means, 'May your garden be filled with fine, fat hedgehogs.' Which, I may add, is considered quite a blessing among the Rom.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me at Sunrise

  • #4
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Coming forward with a placating smile, Win handed him a piece of paper. "Of course we would never want to force you into a loveless marriage, dear. But we have put together a list of prospective brides, all of them lovely girls. Won't you take a glance and see if any of them appeals to you?"

    Deciding to humor her, Leo looked down at the list. "Marietta Newbury?"

    "Yes," Amelia said. "What's wrong with her?"

    "I don't like her teeth."

    "What about Isabella Charrington?"

    "I don't like her mother."

    "Lady Blossom Tremaine?"

    "I don't like her name."

    "Oh, for heaven's sake, Leo, that's not her fault."

    "I don't care. I can't have a wife named Blossom. Every night I would feel as if I were calling in one of the cows." Leo lifted his gaze heavenward. "I might as well marry the first woman off the street. Why, I'd be better off with Marks."

    Everyone was silent.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Married by Morning

  • #5
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Yes, but you need to learn your maths."
    "I don't need to, really. I already know how to count to a hundred. And I'm sure I'll never need ore than a hundred of anything.”
    Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

  • #6
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “My God. Is there some unwritten law that you guys have to be giants? (Amanda)
    What can I say? Artemis likes her Dark-Hunters tall. Short men need not apply. (Acheron)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Pleasures

  • #7
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “You're the only man I know who can have sex with a woman who looks that good and be in this bad a mood ten minutes later. Damn, didn't you know sex is supposed to make you feel better? (Nick)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Pleasures

  • #8
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “I hate you! (Artemis)
    Don’t keep saying that, Artie. It’s cruel to get my hopes up. (Acheron)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Side of the Moon

  • #9
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “How can this be your car? (Nick)
    Well, I wrote a really big check that didn’t bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing thing happened…the salesman gave me the keys and let me take it home. It was like magic. (Acheron)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Infinity

  • #10
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)
    Reverse PMS? (Artemis)
    Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you’re cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Devil May Cry

  • #11
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Who did you eat this time? (Acheron)
    It wasn’t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

  • #12
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Oh, see then, the Simi is not in trouble. I just kill the Greek god and all’s fine. (Simi)
    You can’t kill a Greek god, Simi. It’s not allowed. (Acheron)
    There you go again, akri, saying no to the Simi. Don’t eat that, Simi. Don’t kill that, Simi. Stay here, Simi. Go to Katoteros, Simi, and wait for me to call you. I don’t like being told no, akri. (Simi)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

  • #13
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—"

    She married a house?”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon

  • #14
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “You’re not a morning person, are you? (Simone)
    I’m a Dream-Hunter/demon. By my very nature I’m nocturnal. That big yellow ball in the sky offends me to the very core of my being. (Xypher)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dream Chaser

  • #15
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “How did you fastforward and turn it off? (Danger)

    I wanted it off and off it went. (Alexion)

    Wow, that’s amazing. I guess this makes me the luckiest woman in the world. (Danger)

    How so? (Alexion)

    I’ve found the only man alive who won’t ever shout out, ‘honey, where’s the remote?’ then tear my house apart in pursuit of it. (Danger)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Sins of the Night

  • #16
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Menoeceus is a great name. (Astrid)
    For an old man or a feminine hygiene product. Not for my son. And next time I get to name the kid and it won’t be something that sounds like meningitis. (Zarek)
    You keep that up and next time you’ll be the one birthing it, and don’t mess with me, bucko, I have connections in that department. A pregnant man is not an impossibility in my neighborhood. (Astrid)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dream Warrior

  • #17
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Menoeceus wants his father. (Astrid)
    Bob is crying because he wants his mother to stop calling him that crap-ass name. It’s all right, Bob. Daddy’s got you now. I’m saving you from Mommy’s bad naming taste. I’d be crying, too, if my mom named me after an idiot. (Zarek)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dream Warrior

  • #18
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “For the record, this isn’t a male/female thing. It’s a people thing. You talk about men being cold...you should see women from my standpoint. We’re talking the Arctic tundra would be warmer. Believe me, you don’t want to know my vantage point on your gender. As a man, if I grabbed your breasts, I’d be arrested. Any idea how many women have felt free to grab my crotch at will? (Acheron)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Devil May Cry

  • #19
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Bed the woman until neither of you can walk, and get her out of your system. Remember, no matter what they are or where they come from, all women have one simple birth defect. BPD.
    BPD?
    Bitch Personality Disorder.”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

  • #20
    Julia Quinn
    “James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"
    Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.”
    Julia Quinn, How to Marry a Marquis

  • #21
    Julia Quinn
    “Men are sheep. Where one goes, the rest will soon follow.

    -Lady Whistledown”
    Julia Quinn, The Duke and I

  • #22
    Julia Quinn
    “He wondered if she'd mind if he threw her down on the blanket and tore off her clothing. (..) She looked heartbreakingly innocent. Alex sighed. She'd probably mind.”
    Julia Quinn, Splendid

  • #23
    Julia Quinn
    “She had been born for this man, and she had spent so many years trying to accept the fact that he had been born for someone else...”
    Julia Quinn, Romancing Mister Bridgerton

  • #24
    Julia Quinn
    “Before she knew what she was about, she was jumping about like a crazy woman, yelling, “Yes! Yes! I win!”

    “You don’t win,” Anthony snapped.

    “Oh, it feels like I’ve won,” she reveled.”
    Julia Quinn, The Viscount Who Loved Me

  • #25
    Julia Quinn
    “She'd met Colin on a Monday.
    She'd kissed him on a Friday.
    Twelve years later.
    She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.”
    Julia Quinn, Romancing Mister Bridgerton

  • #26
    Julia Quinn
    “To say that men can be bullheaded would be insulting to the bull.”
    Julia Quinn, The Duke and I

  • #27
    Julia Quinn
    “It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world.”
    Julia Quinn, Romancing Mister Bridgerton: The 2nd Epilogue

  • #28
    Julia Quinn
    “Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerably
    less flat than the floor.
    "Owww!" he yelled.
    Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it.
    "If you think I can understand that," he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought.”
    Julia Quinn, To Catch an Heiress

  • #29
    Julia Quinn
    “Just curious,she mouthed.
    "What? I didn't catch that."
    Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips.
    "If you spoke out loud," he drawled, "I might understand what you're saying."
    Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerably
    less
    'flat than the floor.
    "Owww!" he yelled.
    Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it.
    "If you think I can understand that," he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought.”
    Julia Quinn, To Catch an Heiress

  • #30
    Julia Quinn
    “She’d ceased spying upon him, that was true, but the damage was done. Every time he sat at his desk, he could feel her eyes upon him, even though he knew very well she’d shut her curtains tight. But clearly, reality had very little to do with the matter, because all he had to do, it seemed, was glance at her window, and he lost an entire hour’s work.

    It happened thus: He looked at the window, because it was there, and he couldn’t very well never happen to glance upon it unless he also shut his curtains tight, which he was not willing to do, given the amount of time he spent in his office. So he saw the window, and he thought of her, because, really, what else would he think of upon seeing her bedroom window? At that point, annoyance set in, because A) she wasn’t worth the energy, B) she wasn’t even there, and C) he wasn’t getting any work done because of her.

    C always led into a bout of even deeper irritation, this time directed at himself, because D) he really ought to have better powers of concentration, E) it was just a stupid window, and F) if he was going to get agitated about a female, it ought to be one he at least liked.

    F was where he generally let out a loud growl and forced himself to get back to his translation. It usually worked for a minute or two, and then he’d look back up, and happen to see the window, and the whole bloody nonsense cycled back to the beginning.”
    Julia Quinn, What Happens in London



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