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  • #1
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #2
    Woody Allen
    “Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
    Woody Allen

  • #3
    Winston S. Churchill
    “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.”
    Winston Churchhill

  • #4
    Thomas A. Edison
    “There are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.”
    Thomas A. Edison

  • #5
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #6
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    George Carlin

  • #7
    Confucius
    “I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.”
    Confucius

  • #8
    George W. Bush
    “It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”
    George W. Bush
    tags: dumb

  • #9
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #10
    George Burns
    “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    George Burns

  • #11
    Marcus Aurelius
    “Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together,but do so with all your heart.”
    Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

  • #12
    John Lennon
    “Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.”
    John Lennon

  • #13
    Viktor E. Frankl
    “Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.”
    Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

  • #14
    J.D. Salinger
    “If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #15
    Do one thing every day that scares you.
    “Do one thing every day that scares you.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #16
    Jim Morrison
    “I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.”
    Jim Morrison

  • #17
    Jim Morrison
    “No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.”
    Jim Morrison

  • #18
    Audrey Hepburn
    “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Harry Truman
    “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.”
    Harry S. Truman

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  • #22
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #23
    Dale Carnegie
    “Success is getting what you want..
    Happiness is wanting what you get.”
    Dale Carnegie

  • #24
    Dale Carnegie
    “Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving.”
    Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends & Influence People

  • #25
    Dale Carnegie
    “You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
    Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends & Influence People

  • #26
    Dale Carnegie
    “Even god doesn't propose to judge a man till his last days, why should you and I?”
    Dale Carnegie

  • #27
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Hate the sin, love the sinner.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #28
    Dalai Lama XIV
    “Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
    Dalai Lama XIV

  • #29
    John Fitzgerald Kennedy
    “The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word 'crisis.' One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger--but recognize the opportunity.”
    John F. Kennedy

  • #30
    “The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.”
    Joe Ancis



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