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    Abraham H. Maslow
    “In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety.”
    ― Abraham Maslow
    tags: inspirational-success-failure
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    “To avoid Criticism, do nothing, say nothing, Be nothing”
    ― Aristole
    tags: inspirational-success-failure
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    Mother Teresa
    “The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.”
    ― Mother Teresa
    tags: inspirational-success-failure
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    Joseph Campbell
    “As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off.
    Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance.
    Having a sense of humor saves you.”
    ― Joseph Campbell
    tags: inspirational-success-failure
    320 likes

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  • #5
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    ― Phyllis Diller
    tags: anger, funny, sleep
    8251 likes

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  • #6
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
    8864 likes

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  • #7
    Golda Meir
    “Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
    ― Golda Meir
    tags: funny, golda, meir, true
    3531 likes

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  • #8
    Will Rogers
    “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: advice, funny, reticence, silence
    2623 likes

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  • #9
    Isaac Asimov
    “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
    ― Isaac Asimov
    2027 likes

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    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
    ― Laurell K. Hamilton, Burnt Offerings
    tags: anita-blake, bad-ass, funny
    1266 likes

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  • #11
    Jess C. Scott
    “The human body is the best work of art.”
    ― Jess C. Scott
    tags: art, beauty, body, body-image, dancer, desire, fashion, fitness, food-for-thought, funny, girl, hip-hop, honesty, humor, humour, lust, lust-for-life, passion, young, young-adult, young-adults, youth
    1290 likes

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    Jess C. Scott
    “A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
    ― Jess C Scott
    tags: beauty, body, body-image, culture, dance, dancer, desire, fashion, fitness, food, food-for-thought, friendship, funny, girl, health, healthy, hip-hop, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, lust-for-life, music, novel, passion, reality, relationships, self, sex, truth, wisdom, young, young-adult, young-adult-fiction, young-adult-literature, young-adult-novels, young-adults, youth
    1096 likes

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    Criss Jami
    “Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
    ― Criss Jami, Killosophy
    tags: funny, funny-but-true, hell, humor, introversion, introvert, introverts, parties, party, partying, people, saints, social, socializing
    705 likes

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    Gilles Deleuze
    “If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.”
    ― Gilles Deleuze
    tags: dream, fucked-up, funny, humor, other, philosophy, relationships
    664 likes

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  • #15
    Groucho Marx
    “A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: funny, simplicity
    680 likes

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  • #16
    “If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.”
    ― David Cook
    613 likes

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  • #17
    Thomas Bernhard
    “Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
    ― Thomas Bernhard, Correction
    tags: funny, humor, inspirational
    639 likes

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  • #18
    Gena Showalter
    “To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”
    ― Gena Showalter, Heart of Darkness
    tags: funny, humor
    603 likes

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  • #19
    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”
    ― Laurell K. Hamilton, Circus of the Damned
    tags: anita-blake, funny
    593 likes

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  • #20
    Erica Jong
    “Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
    ― erica jong
    tags: funny, men, truth, woman
    268 likes

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  • #21
    Will Rogers
    “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: funny, humor, mean
    275 likes

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  • #22
    Sam Levenson
    “If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
    ― Sam Levenson
    tags: death, die, elevator, funny, heaven, humor, sam-levenson
    201 likes

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  • #23
    William Shakespeare
    “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”
    ― William Shakespeare, Henry V
    288 likes

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  • #24
    Fredric Brown
    “The shortest horror story:

    The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.”
    ― Frederic Brown
    tags: funny, horror
    212 likes

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  • #25
    Charles Bukowski
    “What is your advice to young writers?”
    “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
    ― Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music
    tags: advice, alcohol, authors, bukowski, cigarettes, drink, funny, humor, ironic, irony, sarcasm, sex, smoke, writers, writing, writing-process
    323 likes

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  • #26
    Criss Jami
    “There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”
    ― Criss Jami, Killosophy
    tags: child, children, contagious, contagiousness, funny, humor, innocence, innocent, kid, kids, kids-funny, laugh, laughing, laughter, mischief, mischievous, rascal, suspicion, suspicious, young, youth
    179 likes

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  • #27
    Bauvard
    “The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.”
    ― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
    101 likes

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    Humayun Ahmed
    “মিথ্যা হলো শয়তানের বিয়ের মন্ত্র। মিথ্যা বললেই শয়তানের বিয়ে হয়। বিয়ে হওয়া মানেই সন্তান-সন্ততি হওয়া। একটা মিথ্যার পর আরো অনেকগুলি মিথ্যা বলতে হয় এই কারণেই।পরের মিথ্যাগুলি শয়তানের সন্তান।”
    ― Humayun Ahmed, এই মেঘ, রৌদ্রছায়া
    tags: funny, lie, satan
    140 likes

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  • #29
    “I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”
    ― Dan Howell
    tags: funny, humor, intimidation, random
    115 likes

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  • #30
    Louis C.K.
    “Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.”
    ― Louis C.K., Hopeless
    tags: amazing, ck, funny, louis
    90 likes



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