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#1

“I miss him in so many ways, but right now I miss him in the way you always miss someone when you're single among a room full of couples.”
― Emily Giffin, Baby Proof

tags: baby-proof, claudia, emily-giffin, love

878 likes

#2

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing

129547 likes

#3

“It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.”
― Shannon Hale, Austenland

66 likes

#4

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep

127927 likes

#5

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”
― Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

tags: dating, humor

618 likes

#6

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

71931 likes

#7

“...he had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he'd have to be the one to let go.”
― Alice Hoffman, Local Girls

tags: boyfriend, dating, female, fiction, love, relationship, romance, teen

218 likes

#8

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
― Maya Angelou

89967 likes

#9

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
― Robert Frost

tags: humor, poetry, religion

3259 likes

#10

“Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) ”
― Greg Behrendt

tags: dating, humor

210 likes

#11

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
― Steven Wright

103 likes

#12

“You know, when it works, love is pretty amazing. It's not overrated. There's a reason for all those songs.”
― Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby

tags: love

3956 likes

#13

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? ”
― Steven Wrigt

53 likes

#14

“Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?”
― Steven Wright

57 likes

#15

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
― Ann Richards

tags: dance, dancing, politics, texas, women

2286 likes

#16

“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: agree

2685 likes

#17

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
― Groucho Marx

1078 likes

#18

“Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.”
― Oscar Wilde

731 likes

#19

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
― Groucho Marx

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#20

“How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.”
― Evans G. Valens, The Other Side of the Mountain: The Story of Jill Kinmont

tags: misattributed-to-a-a-milne

8315 likes

#21

“Maybe who we are isn't so much about what we do, but rather what we're capable of when we least expect it.”
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

4361 likes

#22

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: humor

1260 likes

#23

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

tags: carpe-diem, food, titanic

1311 likes

#24

“Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.”
― Dorothy Parker

586 likes

#25

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: wordplay

1264 likes

#26

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”
― Audrey Hepburn

6000 likes

#27

“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”
― Marjorie Pay Hinckley

tags: humour, wisdom

3808 likes

#28