Jen

“I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and make change, and nobody could abuse me, and where they'd even expect me to be fat. Every flab roll and cellulite crinkle would serve as testimony to the excellence of my baked goods”
― Jennifer Weiner, Good in Bed

“dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.”
― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“The fact is, i don't have a drop of patience. If something goes wrong in my life, I'm not able to wait for an auspicious moment to remedy the situation. I'd rather spoil everything once and for all, as long as it's today, than subject myself to anguished expectation and breathing exercises with an eye towards the future.”
― Max Frei, The Stranger

“Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you”
― Charlie Brown