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    John Paul Warren
    “Together we are better”
    ― John Paul Warren
    tags: austin-texas, christian-qoutes, john-paul, john-paul-warren, john-warren, leadership, voice-of-the-nations
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    “The day I open my eyes to you, was also the day I open my heart to you.”
    ― Jayson Engay
    tags: love-qoutes
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  • #3
    “Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”
    ― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
    tags: chairs, funny, truth
    125 likes

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  • #4
    Jim Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass
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  • #5
    “Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.”
    ― Linda Howard, Mr. Perfect
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  • #6
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    ― Paul Terry
    tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins
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  • #7
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    ― Alexandre Dumas-fils
    tags: misattributed-to-einstein
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  • #8
    Haruki Murakami
    “If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.”
    ― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
    tags: books, thought
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  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: classic-insult
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  • #10
    Groucho Marx
    “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: gibe, insult
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  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #12
    Groucho Marx
    “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #13
    Groucho Marx
    “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
    ― Groucho Marx
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  • #14
    Groucho Marx
    “All geniuses die young.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: die, genius, young
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  • #15
    Groucho Marx
    “Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Cassandra Clare
    “I know it's wrong - God, it's all kinds of wrong - but I just want to lie down with you and wake up with you, just once, just once ever in my life.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
    tags: city-of-glass, clary-fray, jace-wayland
    2632 likes

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  • #17
    Rachel Caine
    “Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane”
    ― Rachel Caine, Glass Houses
    tags: funny, morganvillevampires
    2413 likes

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    Nicholas Sparks
    “Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can.”
    ― Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight
    tags: life, love
    15814 likes

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  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories
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  • #20
    Markus Zusak
    “The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: boys, hate, love
    10990 likes

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  • #21
    A.A. Milne
    “Some people care too much. I think it's called love.”
    ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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    Vladimir Nabokov
    “It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”
    ― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
    tags: humbert-humbert, love
    6115 likes

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  • #23
    Dorothy Parker
    “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
    ― Dorothy Parker
    tags: beauty, classic-insult, humor, ugly
    3583 likes

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    Moses Hadas
    “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.”
    ― Moses Hadas
    tags: bad-reviews, books, classic-insult, irony, literary-criticism, time
    241 likes

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  • #25
    Billy Wilder
    “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
    ― Billy Wilder
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  • #26
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.”
    ― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron
    tags: acheron, atlantean, darkhunter, god, insult
    540 likes

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  • #27
    “Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”
    ― Carroll Bryant
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  • #28
    Coco J. Ginger
    “....finally I see that it’s never been me, just a blanket that keeps you warm. Easily tossed along
    when something flashier or someone prettier comes along. Your heart I held so carefully, I see, this was all just a game...”
    ― Coco J. Ginger
    tags: breakup, breakups, friendship, games, i-love-him, i-love-you, love, love-affair, love-and-romance, love-story, lovers, passion, passions, played, player, unconditional
    109 likes

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  • #29
    Jarod Kintz
    “Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick.
”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board right now.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
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