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  • #1
    William Shakespeare
    “Love all, trust a few,
    Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
    Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend
    Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence,
    But never tax'd for speech.”
    William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well

  • #2
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #3
    Dan   Barker
    “Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.”
    Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    Steven Weinberg
    “With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion.”
    Steven Weinberg

  • #6
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #7
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #8
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #9
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche

  • #10
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “One must not let oneself be misled: they say 'Judge not!' but they send to Hell everything that stands in their way.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche, The Anti-Christ

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few.”
    Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.”
    Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”
    Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
    Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.”
    Terry Pratchett , Jingo

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
    tags: luck

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
    Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “What have I always believed?
    That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.”
    Terry Pratchett, Eric

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “Anyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive. ”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.”
    Terry Pratchett, Jingo
    tags: war

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote (provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman). Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “A lot of the stories were highly suspicious, in her opinion. There was the one that ended when the two good children pushed the wicked witch into her own oven...Stories like this stopped people thinking properly, she was sure. She'd read that one and thought, Excuse me? No one has an oven big enough to get a whole person in, and what made the children think they could just walk around eating people's houses in any case? And why does some boy too stupid to know a cow is worth a lot more than five beans have the right to murder a giant and steal all his gold? Not to mention commit an act of ecological vandalism? And some girl who can't tell the difference between a wolf and her grandmother must either have been as dense as teak or come from an extremely ugly family.”
    Terry Pratchett



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