Quotes - Jeff (jeffguide) (Wynne, AR) Showing 1-30 of 134

#2

“You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator."

"Oh, Eva." Cross spoke my name in a decadent purr. "You're determined to drive me to my knees, aren't you? What will it take to talk you into a threesome with B.O.B.”
― Sylvia Day, Bared to You

tags: contemporary-romance, eva-tramell, gideon-cross

184 likes

#3

“What kind of motel sells condoms?"
"My favorite kind of motel?”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Origin

tags: fun, love, lux, sex

139 likes

#4

“What! Sex in the car? Can't we just do it on the cool marble of the lobby floor...please?"

Ana's thoughts”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades Darker

87 likes

#5

“I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”
― Junnita Jackson

tags: fuck, humor, intelligence, sex, sexy, wordplay, words

126 likes

#6

“Eve: "Keep your mind off sex"
Roake: "Why? It's so happy there.”
― J.D. Robb, Conspiracy in Death

tags: sex

138 likes

#7

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, sex

2572 likes

#8

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex

6872 likes

#9

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, femininity, sex

2488 likes

#10

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

tags: bad-girls, christmas, santa, santa-claus, sex

2356 likes

#11

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: education, sex

2705 likes

#12

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex

6559 likes

#13

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex

4257 likes

#14

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

tags: becoming-jane, flirting, sex

1425 likes

#15

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

1051 likes

#16

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen

1018 likes

#17

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

917 likes

#18

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: marriage, romance, sex

918 likes

#19

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

783 likes

#20

“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

347 likes

#21

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

1557 likes

#22

“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

tags: fellatio, humor, sex

513 likes

#23

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

tags: cluelessness, humor, sex

402 likes

#24

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.”
― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

161 likes

#25