Dima Chebanenko > Dima's Quotes

“It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.”
― James Hetfield

“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.”
― Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.”
― Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved

“Jaz is their drummer. He’s pretty damn good too. Hell, he’s pretty damn good at everything he’s ever tried. Creative little shit.”
― Lissa Matthews, Ink Spots

“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking into the darkness and spitting at it with a joke. Humor is dark. Humor is that we're all going to die.”
― B.G. Harlen

“The general plot of life is sometimes shaped by the different ways genuine intelligence combines with equally genuine ignorance.”
― Lucy Grealy, Autobiography of a Face

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
― Tim Vine

“Nothing can unman you like an un-man.”
― Chuck Hogan, The Strain

“Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.”
― Brian Azzarello, 100 Bullets, Vol. 3: Hang Up on the Hang Low

“Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...”
― Tim Key

“In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.”
― Neil Degrasse Tyson

“I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!”
― Troy Bisson