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    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor
    tags: humor, religion
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    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: fantasy
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    Zane
    “Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.”
    ― Zane
    tags: g-spot, sex
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    Judy Sheindlin
    “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
    ― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever
    tags: beauty, intelligence, stupidity
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    Mark Haskell Smith
    “I never would've thought seeing a hundred naked people around a swimming pool would have been dullsville, but it is.”
    ― Mark Haskell Smith, Naked at Lunch: The Adventures of a Reluctant Nudist
    tags: naked, naked-lunch, naturalist, nudism, nudist, nudist-beach
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    Woody Allen
    “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Janet Evanovich
    “My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”
    ― Janet Evanovich
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    E.L. Doctorow
    “Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
    ― E.L. Doctorow
    tags: writing
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    Dennis Potter
    “You just don't know writers. They'll use anything, anybody. They'll eat their young.”
    ― Dennis Potter, The Singing Detective
    tags: writing
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    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
    ― Eleanor Roosevelt
    tags: attributed-no-source, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt
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    Elie Wiesel
    “The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
    ― Elie Wiesel
    tags: activism, apathy, hate, indifference, inspirational, love, opposite, philosophy
    42028 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
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    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    tags: mischief
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    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
    tags: albus-dumbledore, courage, friends
    32109 likes

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    George R.R. Martin
    “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
    ― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
    tags: read, readers, reading, reading-books
    35627 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
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    Bob Marley
    “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
    ― Bob Marley
    tags: friendship
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    C.J. English
    “I hope you outlive me so I never have to know what life is like without you.”
    ― C.J. English, Affairytale
    tags: life, love, love-story, marriage, relationships, romance, romance-love-heartache, romance-quotes, soulmates, true-love, true-love-quotes
    49 likes

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    C.J. English
    “I wanted to know what it felt like to be loved by the man of my dreams.”
    ― C.J. English, Affairytale
    tags: affair, divorce, emotional-affair, extramarital-affair, fairytale-love, fairytale-romance, happily-ever-after, happiness, love-at-first-sight, love-hurts, love-quotes, love-story, marriage, memoir, must-read, romance, romance-love-heartache, romance-quotes, soulmates, soulmates-quotes, together-forever
    24 likes

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    C.J. English
    “Every cell in my body was telling me that he was my happily ever after.”
    ― C.J. English, Affairytale
    tags: divorce, fairytale-love, fairytales-romance, forever-love, happiness-quote, inspirational-love, love-at-first-sight, love-quotes-and-saying, marriage, relationships-love, romance-book-quotes, romance-love-heartache, romance-quotes, true-love-quotes
    45 likes

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    C.J. English
    “I wanted the fairytale.”
    ― C.J. English, Affairytale
    tags: divorce, forever-love, love-at-first-sight, love-quotes, love-story, lovers, marriage, memoir, relationships-love, romance, romance-book-quotes, romance-love-heartache, romance-quotes, soulmates-love, true-love, true-story
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    Mark Haskell Smith
    “One bullet can really fuck up your day.”
    ― Mark Haskell Smith, Baked
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  • #23
    Michelle Knight
    “Mild dyslexia + a 70wpm typist = alphabet soup.”
    ― Michelle Knight
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    Michelle Knight
    “Lunch time. I knew what I was doing. If I had to ask the calorific value of the half pounder, I'd have never eaten it. So I didn't ask!”
    ― Michelle Knight
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    Michelle Knight
    “You have to know a subject intimately, inside and out, research it thoroughly ... if you want to successfully take the piss out of it.”
    ― Michelle Knight
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    Barbara Bice
    “Some of my earliest and fondest memories of my mother are of her kneeling at the side of per bed every night and praying. As a child, I would always get very close to her as she prayed. I would put my ear as close as I could to her mouth and try my best to hear what she was saying to God, but I never could make out the words. Today, being married to an addict myself, I'm pretty sure I know exactly what she was praying.”
    ― Barbara Bice, Just Right
    tags: addiction, childhood-memories, prayers, religious
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    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    ― Chris Rock
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    Michael Soll
    “The problem with thick skin is that it leaves you impervious to the sharpest of pins. Everything becomes dull. But without that sense of pain, there cannot be that sense of relief. Ultimately, the thickened skin leaves you numb, incapable of feeling the highs and lows of life. It leaves you rough like a rock and just as inanimate.”
    ― Michael Soll
    tags: inspirational, life-lessons, love, michael-soll, pain, relationships-love, relief, scorched, thick-skin
    54 likes

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    Michael Soll
    “When you’re constantly thinking of others and what they must be thinking or feeling or expecting, you wind up in this perpetual state of trying to please them. You see yourself through their eyes and you lose sight of who you are.”
    ― Michael Soll, Scorched
    tags: discover-yourself, finding-yourself, inspiration, inspirational, love-yourself, michael-soll, scorched
    40 likes

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    Ken Poirot
    “success awaits those who steadfastly commit to any requisite sacrifice”
    ― Ken Poirot
    tags: commit, commitment, commitment-and-attitude, committed, delayed-gratification, requisite, sacrifice, sacrifice-for-gain, sacrifice-quotes, steadfast, steadfast-mind, steadfastness, success, success-coaching, success-in-business, success-in-life, success-quotes, success-self-improvement, success-strategies, successful, successful-living, successful-mind
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