Kathyjacks > Kathyjacks's Quotes

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Bring on the shackles - I'm your prisoner”
― Stephenie Meyer

“Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Twice Tempted

“If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Twice Tempted

“I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”
― Jeaniene Frost

“I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!”
― Jeaniene Frost

“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”
― Jeaniene frost

“I slump against the cushion. “How am I going to protect him, if I’ve completely alienated him? He thinks I’m creepy…” I say sadly.
“You are not creepy,” Reed says soothingly, taking my hand.
“You’re not a good judge of creepy, Reed, since you’re creepier than I am,” I say warily, looking over at Zephyr when I hear him laughing at my comment. “I wouldn’t laugh too hard, pal, because you’re the creepiest one of us all.”
― Amy A. Bartol, Inescapable

“He isn't wearing a shirt.... He shouldn't just walk around like that; it's obscene to have to look at someone so perfect. He should do the world a favor and eat a donut or two.”
― Amy A. Bartol, Inescapable

“You and me, Tina. It’s gonna happen.” I gasp softly. He smiles and continues on a whisper, “Mark my words, baby.”
― Belle Aurora

“To whoever wrote Fifty Shades of Grey," Cam eyes the sky like he's thanking the Lord. We all laugh and drink.”
― Jay McLean, More Than This

“Hallo, Kitten”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

“I always liked you. From the moment you first flipped me off.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

“You want to marry me?”
“No. I’m gonna marry you.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“So, now you’re getting shot at, you’re gonna leave me?”
“Girlie, I’m from Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“Lee, you’re gonna have to get over this jealous-possessiveness thing.”
“Indy, you’re gonna have to get used to the fact that I’m the jealous-possessive type.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“You can't just change who you are on the outside and expect it to change who you are on the inside.”
― Jessica Sorensen, The Secret of Ella and Micha

“Now, I could go on about mommy didn’t love me and daddy hit me, but who doesn’t have a story, right?” I asked. “There are times when we can blame a situation on others, but we own our reactions to them. There comes a point where we are the ones responsible for our choices and excuses don’t carry weight anymore.”
― Penelope Douglas, Until You

“You weren’t born princess, Finnie Drakkar, but that does not mean you’re not one.”
― Kristen Ashley, Wildest Dreams

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.”
― Diane Duane, So You Want to Be a Wizard

“I don't really care what people say about me. I'm fine with lies and rumors. It's the truth I don't want being told.”
― Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility

“So we can be friends, right?”
Wait, what?
I stare at her, a frown forming at my mouth.
Did I..? Did I just get Friend-zoned?”
― Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned

“Fuck off, Beyoncé. There’s no such thing as angels. No one wears a halo. And if they do it’s only to disguise the pointed horns that sit atop their heads.”
― Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned

“You're it. The one. The start. The finish. You are how my story ends.”
― Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned

“You’re pussy whipped.”
I claim, “I can’t be pussy whipped. I haven’t even had the pussy to be whipped!”
Take that, Ghost! Oh wait…
He chuckles, “That’s even worse, bro.”
Fuck me, it totally is.”
― Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned

“Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)”
― Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave