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“Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!”
― One Direction, One Direction: Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story

“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!”
― Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan

“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”
― Louis Tomlinson

“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“You know I'll be
Your Life
Your Voice
Your Reason To Be
My Love
My Heart
Is Breathing For this
Moment in Time
I'll Find the words to say
Before You leave me Today”
― One Direction

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Live life to the fullest because everything else is uncertain”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Harry: Where's Louis?
(Louis suddenly appears.)
Zayn: Louis, where you been?
Liam: How did you get there?
Louis: I don't know.
Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.
Louis: I don't know.”
― One Direction

“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Check mah flow!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up the dots with the freckles on you cheeks and it all makes sense to me. I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile you've never loved your stomach or your thighs and the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but I love them endlessly.I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if i do its you oh its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little thing. You can't go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in you sleep and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep though it makes no sense to me. I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into to your jeans but you're perfect to me. I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its these they add up to and Im in love with you and all you little things. You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darlin' but I want you to if I let you know I'm here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I love you ohhhhh. And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth cause its you oh its you its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little things I wont let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its you they add up to and im in love with you and all your little things. <3”
― One Direction

“If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”
― Louis Tomlinson

“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”
― Louis Tomlinson, Dare to Dream: Life as One Direction

“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Yes! The Tommo is back!”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Mary? She's mine.
Yeah, but we had that thing...
SHE'S MINE!”
― Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles

“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“There are six R's.”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Made a lot of changes
But not forgetting who i was”
― One Direction

“I'm not perfect.
Never have been.
Never will be.

~ Louis Tomlinson”
― Louis Tomlinson

“Lights are off when they should be on. "Right Now”
― One Direction

“you know
I know
you know
I'll remember you
and I know
You know
I know
you'll remember me”
― One Direction

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”
― Niall Horan

“I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.”
― Niall Horan