Bob Heck > Bob Heck's Quotes

“The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.”
― Mark Twain

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
― Mark Twain

“If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.”
― Mark Twain, Notebook

“Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
― Mark Twain

“A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.”
― Mark Twain

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
― Mark Twain

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
― Mark Twain

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
― Mark Twain

“There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
― Mark Twain

“It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.”
― Mark Twain

“Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.”
― Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger and Other Curious Tales

“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.”
― Mark Twain

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
― Voltaire

“Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus