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    Lemony Snicket
    “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
    ― Lemony Snicket
    tags: fate, humor, simile
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    Cornelia Funke
    “Books have to be heavy because the whole world's inside them.”
    ― Cornelia Funke, Inkheart
    tags: inkheart
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    J.K. Rowling
    “From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    tags: divination, ron-weasley
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?

    Um, maybe?”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Peeps
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “What happens when perfection isn't good enough?”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Pretties
    tags: dissatisfaction, pretties
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “Never bored on a hoverboard.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “When she awoke, the world was on fire.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Uglies
    tags: awoke, fire, shay, tally, traveling, uglies, ugly, world
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “I guess sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.”
    ― Scott Westerfield, Extras
    tags: extras, lies, truth
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, So Yesterday
    tags: scott-la, scott-westerfeld, so-yesterday
    457 likes

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    Scott Westerfeld
    “You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Extras
    tags: destruction, freedom
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    Scott Westerfeld
    “The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.”
    ― Scott Westerfield
    tags: love
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    Paul Neilan
    “The world is your oyster...
    ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.”
    ― Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories
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    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, life
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
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    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols
    tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
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    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: cats, humor, women
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    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    ― W.C. Fields
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    D.J. MacHale
    “There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
    ― D. J. MacHale, The Quillan Games
    tags: clowns, humor, people
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    Meg Cabot
    “Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
    ― Meg Cabot, Big Boned
    tags: food, humor
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    Bruce Springsteen
    “Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.”
    ― Bruce Springsteen
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    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor
    tags: humor, religion
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    Steven Wright
    “If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
    ― steven wright
    tags: humor
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    Robin Williams
    “Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
    ― Robin Williams
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    Lora Brody
    “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
    Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
    And it always feels good.”
    ― Lora Brody
    tags: chocolate, food, humor, sex
    550 likes

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    J.K. Rowling
    “Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    tags: flirting, humor
    3949 likes

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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
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