Iris Blobel > Iris's Quotes

“I got a free beer for a $5 tip”
― Janet Evanovich

“Nice dress. Take it off.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

“Babe!”
― Janet Evanovich

“they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August”
― Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

“Shoot for the moon, even if you fail, you'll land among the stars”
― Cecelia Ahern, P.S. I Love You

“Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-"
“No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.”
Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.”
“No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“I married a damned cereal killer”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Nobody's Baby But Mine

“Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, This Heart of Mine

“[Kevin and Molly's adorable banter]
"I'm not carrying anything until I see what's on your panties."
"It's Daphne, okay?"
"I'm supposed to believe you're wearing the same underpants you had on yesterday?"
"I have more than one pair"
"I think you're lying. I want to see for myself." He dragged her deeper into the pines. While Roo circled them barking, he reached for the snap on her shorts. "Quiet, Godzilla! There's some serious business going on here."
Roo obediently quieted.
She grabbed his wrists and pushed. "Get away."
"That's not what you were saying last night."
"Somebody'll see."
"I'll tell them a bee got you, and I'm taking out the stinger."
"Don't touch my stinger!" She grabbed for her shorts, but they were already heading for her knees. "Stop that!"
He peered down at her panties. "It's the badger. You lied to me."
"I wasn't paying attention when I got dressed."
"Hold still. I've just about found that stinger."
She heard herself sigh.
"Oh, yeah..." His body moved against hers. "There it is.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, This Heart of Mine

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“You went from worrying about being weak to wanting a fence with me?"
"I don't give a flying fuck about being weak. You're the only thing I care about. You make me whole. You make me feel. You make me..." He searched for the word. "Everything." He pulled her tighter to him. "It's always been you, Holly. And it always will be. Say yes."
"Yes," she said instantly. "To everything.”
― Jill Shalvis, Rescue My Heart

“That's the thing about lessons, you always learn them when you don't expect them or want them.”
― Cecelia Ahern, If You Could See Me Now

“Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

“My knee, my injury, my questions.”
― Iris Blobel, Let Me Love You

“That, my dear, is a mystery to be solved.”
― Iris Blobel, Love Will Find You

“It’s not the money that makes you rich. It’s the knowledge that the other person loves you and is always there for you, no matter what. That makes you content and therefore rich.”
JOURNEY TO HER DREAMS”
― Iris Blobel, Journey To Her Dreams

“No honey, he is not gay. And, no, there's nothing wrong with him.” Kristen shrugged. “I suppose… You can call me old fashioned, but the fact that you just want to have sex with him because he looks good and you might think one night with him might move your earth, doesn’t seem to be right. Why don’t you change your bucket list to something along the line get to know Harrison? I've known him for all my life, and he's the most gorgeous man I've known—”
― Iris Blobel, Between Goodbye and Hello

“It’s not the money that makes you rich. It’s the knowledge that the other person loves you and is always there for you, no matter what. That makes you content and, therefore, rich.”
― Iris Blobel, Journey to her Dreams