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    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor
    tags: humor, religion
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    H.L. Mencken
    “A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
    ― H.L. Mencken
    tags: cynic, definitions
    353 likes

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  • #3
    Woody Allen
    “I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: absurd
    78 likes

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  • #4
    Mark Twain
    “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: misattributed-mark-twain, truth
    16290 likes

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  • #5
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
    tags: peanuts
    738 likes

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  • #6
    Mae West
    “I'm single because I was born that way.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: bachelorhood, choice, dignity, empowerment, freedom, independence, self-determination, singleness, singles
    2112 likes

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  • #7
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    ― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
    tags: friendship
    88102 likes

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  • #8
    Mae West
    “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: decadence, fairy-tales, innuendo, purity, risque, snow-white, virginity
    700 likes

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  • #9
    Vera Nazarian
    “I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
    ― Vera Nazarian
    tags: aggravating, annoyance, annoying, bite, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bug, bugs, insect, insects, mosquito, mosquitoes, night, night-creature, sting, vampire, vampires
    21 likes

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  • #10
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
    25652 likes

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  • #11
    Santosh Kalwar
    “A lonely night is more profound then lonesome nights.”
    ― Santosh Kalwar
    tags: lonely, lonesome, night
    18 likes

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  • #12
    Sean Mangan
    “Life is too short when you think of the length of death”
    ― Sean Mangan
    tags: death, life
    409 likes

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  • #13
    “sleep is such a luxury, which i cant afford.”
    ― Robin Sikarwar
    tags: insomnia, night, sleep, sleeplessness, stress, work-load
    296 likes

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  • #14
    William Shakespeare
    “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
    ― William Shakespeare, The Tempest
    tags: inspirational
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  • #15
    Sarah Williams
    “Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”
    ― Sarah Williams, Twilight Hours: A Legacy of Verse
    tags: poetry, science, stars
    3429 likes

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  • #16
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    ― Paul Terry
    tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins
    24395 likes

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  • #17
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
    “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”
    ― Sarah Williams
    tags: night, poetry
    7873 likes

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  • #18
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148390 likes

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  • #19
    John Milton
    “What hath night to do with sleep?”
    ― John Milton, Paradise Lost
    tags: night, paradise-lost, sleep
    1887 likes

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  • #20
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
    135508 likes

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  • #21
    Markus Zusak
    “She wanted none of those days to end, and it was always with disappointment that she watched the darkness stride forward. ”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: change, disappointment, night, time
    765 likes

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  • #22
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: books, humor
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  • #23
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.”
    ― Mahatma Gandhi
    tags: day, death, night, rebirth, reincarnation, sleep
    2421 likes

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  • #24
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
    81812 likes

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  • #25
    Dr. Seuss
    “How did it get so late so soon?”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: afternoon, december, flewn, june, late, night, soon, time
    4192 likes

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  • #26
    Allen Saunders
    “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
    ― Allen Saunders
    tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans
    43665 likes

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  • #27
    Erykah Badu
    “My eyes are green, Cause I eat a lot of vegetables,
    It don't have nothing to do with your new friend”
    ― Erykah Badu
    tags: green-eyed-monster, jealousy
    20 likes

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  • #28
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
    ― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols
    tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
    74334 likes

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  • #29
    Colleen Houck
    “And yes, I’ll admit, I am jealous. I’m jealous of every minute you spend with him, of every concerned expression you send his way, of every tear shed, of every glance, every touch, and every thought. I want to rip him to pieces and purge him from your mind and from your heart. But I can’t.”
    ― Colleen Houck
    tags: jealousy, love, romance
    517 likes

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  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
    37982 likes



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