Annette > Annette's Quotes

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”
― Erick S. Gray

“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)
I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)
My manners are mellow,
I'm sweet like the Jell-o,
I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)”
― Judy Schachner, Skippyjon Jones

“I want to live life on my own terms. But I'm Mexican, so mi familia is always there to guide me in everything I do, whether I want them to or not. Well, "guide" is too weak a word. "Dictate" is more like it.”
― Simone Elkeles

“jose jaliopinio on a stick" do you like bmw's (big mexican weman)”
― Jeff Dunham

“Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.

If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.”
― Pable Neruda

“ I have always known
that you will visit my grave.
I see myself as a small brown bird,
perhaps a sparrow, watching you
from a low branch as you pray
in front of my name.
I will hear you
sound out my epitaph: Aqui descansa
una mujer que quiso volar.
You will recall telling me
that you once dreamed in Spanish,
and felt the words
lift you into flight.
The sound of wings
will startle you when you say "volar,"
and you will understand.”
― Judith Ortiz Cofer, The Latin Deli: Telling the Lives of Barrio Women

“My problem is I love sex. No joking I really love sex. Life without sex is unbearable for me. As a child my mum says I loved men and hated women. I use to smile at men when I was in the pram and offer them lollipops or sweeties. I guess it is in my genes, my little weakness. I can live without the Valium and Vodka but not my sex. To me my choice is simple men or Paradise and I love them both. I cannot make that choice. It is like there is some evil force driving me to flirt and sleep around. No one man has ever been enough for me and now I have to live like a nun in rehab. I am not bold I am just misunderstood. No, don’t laugh it is an illness and an exhausting one I am so tired, so very tired.”
― Annette J. Dunlea

“Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful.”
― Annette Funicello

“Remember me as the girl who married you, the woman who had your babies, who kept your house, weeded your garden, your soul mate and best friend. I was the woman who could make you laugh and cry. I could calm you when you were upset but yet infuriate you also like no other. For the passion and the love we shared, I thank-you. I could read your mind and finish your sentences. I knew everything you loved and hated and we had no secrets from one another. I knew what to say when you were upset to make things alright again. I felt your pain and I shared your joy. I embraced your strengths and celebrated your differences. I love you and everything about you and the physical limitations of worlds will not change that”. ”
― Annette J Dunlea

“Being nice to that woman is like feeding a baby shark so it can grow big enough to eat you.”
― Annette Blair, The Kitchen Witch

“A bitter sweet tale of how life cannot be planned and love comes when we don’t expect it in all shapes and forms.”
― Annette J Dunlea

“Men loved her but she was the woman, all women loved to hate. She was Bridget Jones gone wrong. She knew the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
― Annette J Dunlea

“Warm summer sun, shine friendly here
Warm western wind, blow kindly here;
Green sod above, rest light, rest light,
Good-night, Annette!
Sweetheart, good-night!”
― robert richardson

“Annette had kissed me.
Who would’a thunk it?”
― Jordan Sonnenblick, Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.”
― Tom Robbins

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”
― Warren Ellis

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand

“Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.”
― Russell Brand

“Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.”
― Joanne Woodward

“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.”
― Holly Black, White Cat

“When a man sees you are happy with him but you can be just as happy having nothing to do with him, that’s when he won’t want to leave your side. When you are happy, you are sexy.”
― Sherry Argov

“Theres nothing sexy about skin and Bone, Urgh, you gotta have some junk in the trunk”
― amy lee

“Boys are universal giver, women remains universal receiver.”
― Santosh Kalwar, 25 Sexy Poems

“I am going to love you now, slow and sweet, but when you come, I'm going to f*** you the way I need to. The way I've been dreaming about since the moment I saw you.”
― Karen Marie Moning, The Dark Highlander

“Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences.”
― Santosh Kalwar, 25 Sexy Poems

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon's Covenant

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
― Ashleigh Brilliant

“You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books.”
― Laura Ruby, The Chaos King

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.”
― Erick S. Gray

“Bitch (noun): A woman who won't bang her head against the wall obsessing over someone else's opinion - be it a man or anyone else in her life. She understands that if someone does not approve of her, it's just one person's opinion; therefore, it's of no real importance. She doesn't try to live up to anyone else's standards - only her own. Because of this, she relates to a man very differently.”
― Sherry Argov, Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl―A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship