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#1

“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
― Muhammad Waseem

tags: coding, developer, frustrated, program, programming

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#2

“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
― Linus Torvalds

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#3

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”
― John Woods

tags: programming

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#4

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
― Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled

tags: humor, programming

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#5

“Punishments include such things as flashbacks, flooding of unbearable emotions, painful body memories, flooding of memories in which the survivor perpetrated against others, self-harm, and suicide attempts.”
― Alison Miller, Healing the Unimaginable: Treating Ritual Abuse and Mind Control

tags: body-memories, cutting, ddnos, dissociation, dissociative-disorder, dissociative-identity-disorder, flashbacks, healing, mind-control, osdd, personality-system, programming, punishments, recovery, ritual-abuse, satanic-ritual-abuse, self-harm, self-injury, suicidal, suicide-attempts, survivors

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#6

“The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.”
― Alan Kay

tags: programming

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