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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: mistake, sex, tramp, woman

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“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: housekeeping, humor

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#3

“It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.”
― Joan Rivers

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#4

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”
― Joan Rivers

tags: humor, so-true

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#5

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: quote

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#6

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”
― Joan Rivers

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#7

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: making-love

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#8

“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
― Joan Rivers

tags: humor

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#9

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

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#10

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, temptation

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#11

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
― Mae West

tags: humor

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#12

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
― Mae West

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#13

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, sex

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#14

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
― Mae West

tags: goodness, sexuality, virtue

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#15

“I'm single because I was born that way.”
― Mae West

tags: bachelorhood, choice, dignity, empowerment, freedom, independence, self-determination, singleness, singles

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#16

“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”
― Mae West

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#17

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
― Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

tags: ambition, disobedience, empowerment, girls, goodness, naughty, promiscuity, risque, self-determination, wickedness, women

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#18

“Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”
― Mae West

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#19

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”
― Mae West

tags: life, men

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#20

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
― Mae West, The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

tags: bachelorhood, double-entendre, empowerment, freedom, independence, institutions, marriage, self-reliance, self-sufficiency, singles

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#21

“If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: leadership

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#22

“Find out who you are and do it on purpose.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: be-yourself, self-awareness

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#23

“Its hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: diamonds, excellence, greatness, individuality

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#24

“I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: feminism, inspirational

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#25

“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: inspirational, life

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#26

“It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”
― Dolly Parton

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#27

“Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.”
― Dolly Parton

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#28

“Storms make trees take deeper roots.”
― Dolly Parton

tags: inspirational

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#29

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
― Dolly Parton

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#30

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”
― Dolly Parton

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