Krystal Caring

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”
― Dolly Parton

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”
― Joan Rivers

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”
― Joan Rivers