Krystal Caring

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”
― Dolly Parton

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”
― Joan Rivers

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”
― Joan Rivers

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”
― Dolly Parton