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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun."
    "Fun" she said unhappily.
    "Blue elephants."
    "Blue elephants."
    "Kiss me you fool."
    "You fool.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “Correct." Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athenians--the gemini."
    "Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo."
    "No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “Could you do a glamour and turn into something smaller?" I asked it. "Preferably not a chain, since it's no longer the 1990s?"

    The sword didn't reply (duh), but I imagined it was humming at a more interrogative pitch, like, Such as what?

    "I dunno. Something pocket-size and innocuous. A pen, maybe?"

    The sword pulsed, almost like it was laughing. I imagined it saying, A pen sword. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
    "Repair boy."
    "Very funny, Piper.”
    Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.”
    rick riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
    Piper: "Is that another joke?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
    "I try very hard to be annoying," Leo said. "Don't insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
    "Lord of the Universe?" (Jason)
    "Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-" (Leo)
    "Shut up, Valdez." (Jason)
    Leo managed a little smile. "Yeah, see. I do annoy you."
    "I apologize for apologizing." (Jason)
    "Thank you." He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
    Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise.
    “Smoke and fire,” she said. “Clanging on metal all day long. You’re scaring away the birds!”
    “Oh, no, not the birds!”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil.
    “Go on, Professor Grace!” he said, wide-eyed. “I wanna get an A on the test.”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time.”
    Hazel frowned. “What is a chicken nugget?”
    “Oh, man…” Leo shook his head in amazement. “That's right. You’ve missed the last, like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget—”
    “Doesn’t matter,” Annabeth interrupted.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “You’re that lady,” Leo said. “The one who was named after Caribbean music.”
    Her eyes glinted murderously. “Caribbean music.”
    “Yeah. Reggae?” Leo shook his head. “Merengue? Hold on, I’ll get it.”
    He snapped his fingers. “Calypso!”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “This is Buford,” Leo announced.
    “You name your furniture?” Frank asked.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: ‘SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR MACHINE!’
    The giant Enceladus howled in outrage. ‘Valdez!’
    ‘WHAT’S UP, ENCHILADAS?’ Leo’s voice roared back. ‘NICE DAGGER IN YOUR FOREHEAD.’
    ‘GAH!’ The giant pulled Katoptris out of his head. ‘Monsters: destroy that ship!”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for Coach Hedge, who had pulled the night watch.
    Frank’s Vancouver Winter Olympics shirt was inside out. Percy wore pajama pants and a bronze breastplate, which was an interesting fashion statement. Hazel’s hair was all blown to one side as though she’d walked through a cyclone; and Leo had accidentally set himself on fire. His T-shirt was in charred tatters. His arms were smoking.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."

    She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?"

    "Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “Will they cower?' Kym asked.

    'Tons of cowering! Plus your name in the summer programme. A custom-designed banner. A cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Two shrines. I'll even throw in a Kymopoleia action figure.'

    'No!' Polybotes wailed. 'Not merchandising rights!”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “He forced his fists to unclench. "Look, lady, we're not going to go all Hunger Games on each other. Isn't going to happen.”
    Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “Thunder boomed overhead. Lightning flashed, and the bars on the nearest window burst into sizzling, melted stubs of iron.
    Jason flew in like Peter Pan, electricity sparking around him and his gold sword steaming.
    Leo whistled appreciatively. “Man, you just wasted an awesome entrance.”
    Jason frowned. He noticed the hog-tied Kerkopes. “What the—”
    “All by myself,” Leo said. “I’m special that way.”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?"
    She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. "Don't inspect me like I'm one of your machines, Leo Valdez. Get me out of here!”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “The eidolons started pounding on the door.
    'Who is it?' Leo called.
    'Valdez!'
    'Valdez who?”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of the sadness.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd marched toward him with that Give me Percy Jackson or I’ll kill you expression, Leo had thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”
    His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that read HOT STUFF, BAD BOY, and TEAM LEO.
    “Long story,” he said.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive."
    "Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero



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