Blondes Quotes

“He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd marched toward him with that Give me Percy Jackson or I’ll kill you expression, Leo had thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Summer Moonshine

“These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.”
― Agatha Christie, The Labours of Hercules

“Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

“She [Nana] listened to his [Steiner's] propositions, turning them down every time with a shake of the head and that provocative laughter which is peculiar to full-bodied blondes.”
― Émile Zola, Nana

“Boy-next-door, Rena knew, always meant white boy next door. When America has one natural blonde family left, its members will be trotted out to play every role that calls for someone all-American, to be interviewed in every time of crisis. They will be exhausted.”
― Danielle Evans, The Office of Historical Corrections

“No one is too busy to pick up the phone, to make a one-minute phone call. No matter how busy they say they are.”
― Candace Bushnell, 4 Blondes

“One odd thing Yencken noticed was how much blonder the nation had become since he was last there. According to official statistics over 10 million packets of hair dye were sold in 1934”
― Julia Boyd, Travellers in the Third Reich

“I'm perfectly discriminating,' he said with a devilish smile.

'How's that? No blondes after Labour Day?'

'I said I was discriminating, not an imbecile.”
― Ally Blake, A Night with the Society Playboy

“Memory is just an alternate version of reality.”
― Candace Bushnell, 4 Blondes

“One odd thing Yencken noticed was how much blonder the nation had become. According to official statistics over 10 million packets of hair dye were sold in 1934”
― Julia Boyd, Travellers in the Third Reich

“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.”
― Francine Pascal, Kidnapped by the Cult!

“I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going somewhere.”
― Candace Bushnell, 4 Blondes

“Because marriage is supposed to make you happy, not make you feel like a rat trapped in a very glamorous cage with twenty-thousand dollar silk draperies.”
― Candace Bushnell, 4 Blondes

“Jim liked dark women, apparently, history's secret women, he would say, without elaborating. As for me, I liked blondes.”
― Roberto Bolaño, The Insufferable Gaucho

“And does he like blondes, as well?'
Rob laughed. I had forgotten just how great a laugh he had. 'No, he prefers, dark haired women. You've nothing to fear from the Sentinel, Nicola.”
― Susanna Kearsley, The Firebird

“Everyone assumed that if you were beautiful, things just fell in your lap?”
― Candace Bushnell, 4 Blondes

“She had matured over the years, growing into a gorgeous blonde with long legs, big blue eyes, and coal-black lashes that stood out against the backdrop of her Irish skin, having a darling face full of freckles. Her cheery disposition made her approachable—for not every girl had mastered the art of emotional disarmament. Lauren had. Miraculously, she was both popular—singled out, destined for success—and down-to-earth, a girl less concerned with her looks and more with the head she carried on her slender shoulders.”
― Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev, Of All Things Sacred

“The lesson here us that people have scales in their heads and they measure other people for their value and ugly refugee boys are near the bottom and pretty blond girls are at the top. This is not a happy lesson. But you either get the truth, or you get good news--you don't often get both.”
― Daniel Nayeri, Everything Sad Is Untrue