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  • #1
    Kelley Armstrong
    “This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?"
    "He's a she," Mom said.
    "Is she hot? Cause I'm still young, you know. My sexual identity isnt fully formed."
    "Your father can't hear you anymore, Maya." Mom sighed.”
    Kelley Armstrong, The Gathering

  • #2
    Kelley Armstrong
    “Yes you're getting your tattoo."
    I threw my arms around Dad's neck. "Thank you!"
    "Hey," Mom said. "I'm the one who had to persuade him it wasn't turning his little girl into a streetwalker."
    "I never said that," Dad said.
    "No?" I said. "Cool. Cause I've decided to skip the paw print. I'm thinking of a tramp stamp with flames that says 'Hot in Here.' No wait. Arrows. For directionally challenged guys”
    Kelley Armstrong, The Gathering

  • #3
    Kelley Armstrong
    “Another night then,' Mom said. 'Maybe on the weekend we can have a barbecue and invite your sister.'

    'Or,' I said turning to Rafe, 'if you want to skip the whole awkward meet-the-family social event you could just submit your life story including your view on politics religion and every social issue imaginable along with anything else you think they might need to conduct a thorough background check.'

    Mom sighed. 'I really don't know why we even bother trying to be subtle around you.'

    'Neither do I. It's not like he isn't going to realize he's being vetted as daughter-dating material.'

    Rafe grinned. 'So we are dating.'

    'No. You have to pass the parental exam first. It'll take you awhile to compile the data. They'd like it in triplicate.' I turned to my parents. 'We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't yet officially dating I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need.'

    Dad choked on his coffee.”
    Kelley Armstrong, The Gathering

  • #4
    Kelley Armstrong
    “Rafe didn't just flirt-he charmed girls right up to the point where they fell for him, then he changed his mind.I called him a player with attention deficit disorder.”
    Kelley Armstrong, The Gathering

  • #5
    Kelley Armstrong
    “The upshot of her tirade was that I was the devil's spawn and should be locked up in a tower before I unleashed hordes of the living dead to slaughter them all in their sleep. Well, maybe that's an exaggeration, but not by much.”
    Kelley Armstrong, The Reckoning

  • #6
    Kelley Armstrong
    “‎"If you want that kind of thing, call Nick. His advice is shit, but he really likes to give it.”
    Kelley Armstrong, Spell Bound

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
    "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #9
    “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
    H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “We came to see Jace. Is he alright?"
    "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously.
    "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
    "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
    Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
    "Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
    "It was an analogy."
    "I am not fat.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.
    "No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do,”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “How awfully convenient for you, regardless. And for him. He won't have to worry about you spilling his secrets."
    "Yeah," Jace said. "He's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always wanted to be a ballerina.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “Patience, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."
    "I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will."

    "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Have you tried talking to her?"
    "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now."
    "I was going to watch Project Runway.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
    "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you’ll have to let me know. I’d like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I’m not sure which.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.
    "He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #30
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “What do you eat?"
    "Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver



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