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  • #1
    John Green
    “IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.”
    John Green

  • #2
    John Green
    “I'm in love with you," he said quietly.

    "Augustus," I said.

    "I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #4
    John Green
    “May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.

    I smiled. "Sure."

    "Tomorrow?" he asked.

    "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager.

    "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow." I rolled my eyes. "I'm serious," he said.

    "You don't even know me," I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. "How about I call you when I finish this?"

    "But you don't even have my phone number," he said.

    "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."

    He broke out into that goofy smile. "And you say we don't know each other.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #5
    John Green
    “Headline?" he asked.
    "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
    "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
    "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #6
    John Green
    “Gus: "It tastes like..."
    Me: "Food."
    Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do I put this delicately...?"
    Me: "It does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you accompanied by several luminous balls of fermented, bubbly plasma while actual and literal flower petals floated down around your canal-side dinner table."
    Gus: "Nicely phrased."
    Gus's father: "Our children are weird."
    My dad: "Nicely phrased.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #7
    John Green
    “When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask you to do is rate your pain on a scale of one to ten, and from there they decide which drugs to use and how quickly to use them. I'd been asked this question hundreds of times over the years, and I remember once early on when I couldn't get my breath and it felt like my chest was on fire, flames licking the inside of my ribs fighting for a way to burn out of my body, my parents took me to the ER. nurse asked me about the pain, and I couldn't even speak, so I held up nine fingers.

    Later, after they'd given me something, the nurse came in and she was kind of stroking my head while she took my blood pressure and said, "You know how I know you're a fighter? You called a ten a nine."

    But that wasn't quite right. I called it a nine because I was saving my ten. And here it was, the great and terrible ten, slamming me again and again as I lay still and alone in my bed staring at the ceiling, the waves tossing me against the rocks then pulling me back out to sea so they could launch me again into the jagged face of the cliff, leaving me floating faceup on the water, undrowned.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #8
    John Green
    “I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet!”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #9
    John Green
    “My name is Hazel. Augustus Waters was the great sat-crossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won't be able to get more than a sentence into it without disappearing into a puddle of tears. Gus knew. Gus knows. I will not tell you our love story, because-like all real love stories-it will die with us, as it should. I'd hoped that he'd be eulogizing me, because there's no one I'd rather have..." I started crying. "Okay, how not to cry. How am I-okay. Okay."

    I took a few deep breaths and went back to the page. "I can't talk about our love story, so I will talk about math. I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and .112 and infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a Bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #10
    John Green
    “What's that?"
    "The laundry basket?"
    "No, next to it."
    "I don't see anything next to it."
    "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #11
    John Green
    “All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one's gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that's not nothing.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #12
    John Green
    “Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #13
    John Green
    “Augustus," I said. "Really. You don't have to do this."
    "Sure I do," he said. "I found my Wish."
    "God, you're the best," I told him.
    "I bet you say that to all the boys who finance your international travel," he answered.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #14
    John Green
    “We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said. "I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus."
    "Someone should tell Jesus," I said. "I mean, it's gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart."
    "I would tell Him myself," Augustus said, "but unfortunately I am literally stuck inside of His heart, so He won't be able to hear me.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #15
    John Green
    “Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters."
    Computer: "I don't understand-"
    Issac: "Me neither. Pause”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #16
    John Green
    “I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up," he said.

    "And it is my privilege and my responsibility to ride all the way up with you," I said.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #17
    John Green
    “Augustus Waters," I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank House, and then thinking that Anne Frank, after all, kissed someone in the Anne Frank House, and that she would probably like nothing more than for her home to have become a place where the young and irreparably broken sink into love.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #18
    John Green
    “Are you currently at your house?" he asked.
    "Um, no," I said.
    "That was a trick question. I knew the answer, because I am currently at your house.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #19
    John Green
    “Keep your shit together," I whispered to my lungs.”
    John Green

  • #20
    John Green
    “You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you," he said.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #21
    John Green
    “You should see it. V for Vendetta I mean.
    "I'll look it up."
    No. With Me. At my house. Now”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #22
    John Green
    “We sat out there in silence for a minute and then Gus said, " I wish we had that swing set sometimes."
    "The one from my backyard?"
    "Yeah. My nostalgia is so extreme that I am capable of missing a swing my butt never actually touched."
    "Nostalgia is a side effect of cancer," I told him.
    "Nah, nostalgia is a side effect of dying," he answered. Above us, the wind blew and the branching shadows rearranged themselves on our skin. Gus squeezed my hand. "It is a good life, Hazel Grace.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #23
    John Green
    “Me: "Touch the cave wall."
    Computer: "You touch the cave wall. It is moist."
    Isaac: "Lick the cave wall."
    Computer: "I do not understand. Repeat?"
    Me: "Hump the moist cave wall."
    Computer: "You attempt to jump. You hit your head."
    Isaac: "Not jump. HUMP."
    Computer: "I don't understand."
    Isaac: "Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL."
    Computer: "You attempt to ju-"
    Me: "Thrust pelvis against the cave wall."
    Computer: "I do not-"
    Isaac: "Make sweet love to the cave."
    Computer: "I do not-”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #24
    John Green
    “To be fair to Monica," I said, "what you did to her wasn't very nice either."
    "What'd I do to her?" he asked, defensive.
    "You know, going blind and everything."
    "But that's not my fault," Isaac said.
    "I'm not saying it was your fault. I'm saying it wasn't nice.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #25
    John Green
    “The world is not a wish-granting factory.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #26
    John Green
    “Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"
    Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind,”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #27
    John Green
    “It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid. It's bullshit. I hate it. But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh?”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #28
    John Green
    “He shook his head, just looking at me.
    - "What?" I asked.
    - "Nothing" he said.
    - "Why are you looking at me like that?"
    Augustus half smiled. "Because you`re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence." A brief awkward silence ensued. Augustus plowed through: "I mean, particularly given that, as you so deliciously pointed out, all of this will end in oblivion and everything."
    I kind of scoffed or sighed or exhaled in a way that was vaguely coughy and then said, "I`m not beau-"
    - "You are like a millennial Natalie Portman. Like V for Vendetta Natalie Portman."
    - "Never seen it."
    - "Really?" he asked. "Pixie-haired gorgeous girl dislikes authority and can`t help but fall for a boy she knows is trouble. It`s your autobiography, so far as I can tell."
    His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn`t even know that guys could turn me on - not, like, in real life.”
    John Green The Fault in Our Stars

  • #29
    John Green
    “Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, / The muttering retreats / Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels / And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: / Streets that follow like a tedious argument / Of insidious intent / To lead you to an overwhelming question.../ Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?' / Let us go and make our visit"'
    'I'm in love with you,' he said quietly.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #30
    John Green
    “His hand reached for her boob over her shirt and pawed at it, his palm still while his fingers moved around. I wondered if that felt good. Didn't seem like it would, but I decided to forgive Isaac on the grounds that he was going blind. The senses must feast while there is yet hunger and whatever.
    "I think he's hurting her boob," I said.
    "Yes, it's difficult to ascertain whether he is trying to arouse her or perform a breast exam.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #31
    John Green
    “In the darkest days, the Lord puts the best people into your life." (p. 28)”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars



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