Wren > Wren's Quotes

“It's pain that changes our lives.”
― Steve Martin, Shopgirl

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
― Steve Martin

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
― Steve Martin

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
― Steve Martin

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
― Steve Martin

“I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.”
― Steve Martin

“I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth. ”
― Steve Martin

“The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.”
― steve martin

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― steve martin

“This time the skin seperates and she blinks her way back into the universe, watches the valley fold open, the blood seaming up along the cut and pressing out, blue to red in the air of this world, and as usual the pain springs her into the here and now.”
― Martha O'Connor, The Bitch Goddess Notebook

“Really, though, there are only two kinds of weather: hoodie weather and weather where you wear a hoodie anyway.”
― Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Haters are my motivators”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.”
― Ellen Degeneres

“When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

“I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool... I mean, I had a mullet and I wore parachute pants for a long, long time. And I'm doing ok”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don’t curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That’ll show them.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.”
― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist