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  • #1
    Henny Youngman
    “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
    Henny Youngman

  • #2
    W. Somerset Maugham
    “If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.”
    W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil

  • #3
    José Saramago
    “Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”
    José Saramago

  • #4
    Lisa Kleypas
    “Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

    ~ Liberty Jones”
    Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

  • #5
    Elizabeth Peters
    “I don't think she realized how much she cared for him, or he for her, until the end. Hasn't someone said a woman may be known by the men who love her enough to die for her? (If they haven't, I claim the credit myself.)”
    Elizabeth Peters, The Ape Who Guards the Balance

  • #6
    Erick S. Gray
    “Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”
    Erick S. Gray

  • #7
    Marilyn Monroe
    “You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #8
    Marilyn Monroe
    “The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #9
    Marilyn Monroe
    “What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #10
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Friendship is the bestiest thing that comes to life . Friends will always be there for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back from the start and never treated you wrong always remember they are your real friends don't never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a good friend by the way your action's are when you see a good friend stick to that person .”
    marilyn monroe

  • #11
    Marilyn Monroe
    “This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #12
    Marilyn Monroe
    “When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're gonna look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #13
    Alice Hoffman
    “Sometimes the right thing feels all wrong until it is over and done with.”
    Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic

  • #14
    Alice Hoffman
    “It doesn't matter what people tell you. It doesn't matter what they might say. Sometimes you have to leave home. Sometimes, running away means you're headed in the exact right direction.”
    Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic

  • #16
    “The artist is not a different kind of person, but every person is a different kind of artist.”
    Eric Gill

  • #17
    Arthur Wellesley
    “The only thing I am afraid of is fear.”
    Arthur Wellesley

  • #18
    Barbra Streisand
    “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
    Barbra Streisand

  • #19
    Will  Smith
    “Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like”
    Will Smith
    tags: humor

  • #21
    Anna Godbersen
    “Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”
    Anna Godbersen, Splendor

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #23
    Alexandra Potter
    “Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”
    Alexandra Potter, You're The One That I Don't Want

  • #24
    George Bernard Shaw
    “My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
    George Bernard Shaw, John Bull's Other Island

  • #25
    Nicholas Sparks
    “When you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something, and to them, it's just as hard as what you're going through.”
    Nicholas Sparks, Dear John

  • #26
    Amy Tan
    “Chance is the first step you take, luck is what comes afterward.”
    Amy Tan, The Kitchen God's Wife

  • #27
    Oprah Winfrey
    “Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.”
    Oprah Winfrey

  • #28
    Neil Gaiman
    “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

  • #29
    Staness Jonekos
    “Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!”
    Staness Jonekos

  • #31
    Cesare Pavese
    “No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
    Cesare Pavese

  • #32
    Lilith Saintcrow
    “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”
    Lilith Saintcrow, Strange Angels

  • #33
    Katharine Hepburn
    “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
    Katharine Hepburn



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