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“Sadb spoke quickly, defensively. “Merry wish me return a message to ye, but ye did not give ye
say-so to do so. So, he wish ye say-so for me to do so on ye say-so. So, I use me mind’s eye to ask
ye say-so. Ye say so?” She abruptly fell mute.”
― C. Kennedy, Fairy

“It’s not like I tease people with the things I’m doing,” the Kid continues. He deepens his voice. “Coming soon, I may or may not go outside. What will I choose? Find out… in another month.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“Your dad's not dead." I winced. "In fact, isn't he some kind of big-shot union labor guy?" He nodded. "Yup. That's who they called. Dad confirmed he died this morning.”
― KevaD, Back in the Closet

“Mike stood in the yard. TCT leaned against his ankle, a king cobra dangling from
his mouth.
"Looks like your kitty got himself a baby garter snake. They're all over the place.
He's going to love it here.”
― KevaD, Back in the Closet

“Do you love me a lot? he asked.
I nodded.
As big as a house? he asked.
Bigger.
The grocery store?
Bigger.
The mall?
Bigger.
The sky?
Bigger.
Bigger than anything.
There isn't anything in this world bigger, I assured him.”
― Nick Wilgus, Shaking the Sugar Tree

“Bear!” he
cried into my ear. “What‟s going to happen to me? Oh, Bear, I‟m just a little
guy! I‟m not big like you! What‟s going to happen to me?”
― T.J. Klune

“Dear Lord,” began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother’s cheek twitch with what he thought might be apprehension. “We are so grateful to be gathered here today with our family, and the family of our brother’s homosexual boyfriend, and our new little goth friend who has a gay dad, whatever the heck that is all about. We’d like to say we’re grateful this year for condoms, lube, and Ellen Degeneres, and for those guys on Queer Eye…”

Randall Evan Phillips!” his mother shouted.”
― Z.A. Maxfield, Crossing Borders

“Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter’s Bar.”
― J.L. Merrow, Relief Valve

“The moth batted its wings angrily at him as it twisted and spun gracelessly in the green blades. “For
Consort’s sake, throw us a lifeline and stop lettin’ death take me hand!”
― C. Kennedy, Fairy

“While Keith negotiated the large, echoing room and over-sized elevator buttons, Carrot Top tagged along behind him, staring up at the ceiling and occasionally picking his nose.
“Stop that,” Keith said.
“It’s part of my character,” Carrot Top replied. “It’s what boys do.”
Keith watched Carrot Top twist his hand around to get what appeared to be a deeply satisfying dig on. Then, as if possessed by some innate reflex, he dope-slapped the leprechaun in the back of the head.Carrot Top whipped around, furious, but before he could speak, Keith said, “It’s what fathers do.”
― Nicole Kimberling, Charmed and Dangerous

“In the crook of Ashley’s arm was Prince HopperFluffyMarshmallowCottonTailSocks.”
― Zathyn Priest

“What's unnatural is homophobia. Homo sapiens is the only species in all of nature that responds with hate to homosexuality.”
― Alex Sanchez, The God Box

“I don't fart. she said primly. I have a vapor”
― Nick Wilgus, Go Tell It on the Mountains

“Alex smiled. Andy was a good mate.
“And they'll get a good laugh out of that black eye.” He grinned.
Alex glared; Andy was a dickhead”
― L.A. Gilbert, The Ghost on My Couch

“Ale Perez What happened to your right hand?

TCKeller hucky made me finger-spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious untill he got it right. it took an hour and a half. i still can't hold a fork. what's the favour.”
― Steve Kluger, My Most Excellent Year

“Don’t even try to figure out where that came from. I assure you the logic chain in Bear’s head makes sense if you actually know him (and by ‘makes sense’ I mean in a Bear way), but for a newbie like you, it’ll probably just break your mind”
― T.J. Klune

“This week my son thinks he's the Supremes.All of them. So we can scratch "straight"off the list. At least I hope we can. As a gay kid he'll be a natural leader. Put him in a macho bullshit environment and he's going to have a hard time. I don't want that to happen. (Let's also not forget Wei's immortal words to him nine minutes after he was born, when she first stared into those big brown eyes: "Oh, honey. Promose me you'll grow up to like boys. Because I don't want any other woman in your life except me.")”
― Steve Kluger, My Most Excellent Year

“Abuse doesn't define you.”
― C. Kennedy, Ómorphi

“No, Manuel said firmly. "Gay isn't wrong or right. It just is.”
― Alex Sanchez, The God Box

“There's nothing like being admonished by a nine-year-old ecoterrorist in training.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Try having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you've told her you're in love with a man.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams

“How is love between two people a sin? Love isn't about gender; it's about two souls uniting.”
― Alex Sanchez, The God Box

“There’s just one thing I want to know.”

Julian nodded. “Anything.”

“When you peed and had sex outside, it wasn’t at the same time, was it? Because that’d be really
nasty.”
― S.J. Frost, Conquest

“I had to ask the burning question as we walked to the door. "How's it feel to throw a man off a building twenty stories up?"
"Good. Kind of liberating actually. Educational too. I never knew a man could scream so loud. Or so long.”
― KevaD, Out of the Closet

“When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Cop

“We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.”
― Steve Kluger, Almost Like Being in Love

“I think it's romantic," she said mostly to Edward. "Cursed to live their lives in the shadows, to be together only under the cover of darkness... hiding their love from the sunlight."

"They're gay, honey," said Emma, "not vampires.”
― Z.A. Maxfield, Crossing Borders

“I thought the whole point of having a gay brother was that they were supposed to be all cool and shit. I’ve got a defective gay.”
― T.J. Klune

“So, do you clean, too?”
“Hell, no!.. I’m gay ... not a damn housewife!”
Everybody laughed.
(The Tin Star)”
― J.L. Langley