Deeze

“I prefer the Duck
and Grouse further up the high street, but Gary’s not a fan,
probably because they have Sky Sports and he almost choked
on the olive in his martini one time when England scored a
goal and the place erupted into cheers.
I keep telling him, it’s not like there’s much danger of it
being repeated,”
― J.L. Merrow, Lock Nut

“I bet there are more trolls on
there than in ‘Lord of the Rings’,”
― Lily Morton, Rule Breaker

“Good morning, sweet cheeks. Did you miss me?”“With every bullet so far.”
― Nicky James, Unstable Connections

“I hope he looks back on our time together well and remembers me affectionately, but just for once, I would like someone to want me to stay. I want someone to miss me when I go.”
― Lily Morton, The Cuckoo's Call