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  • #1
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #2
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #3
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #4
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #5
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #6
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #8
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #9
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #10
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #11
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #12
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #13
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #14
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #15
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    Alexandre Dumas-fils

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #17
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #18
    Rita Mae Brown
    “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
    Rita Mae Brown

  • #19
    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #20
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
    Jerome K. Jerome

  • #21
    Mae West
    “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
    Mae West

  • #22
    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    Anthony G. Oettinger

  • #23
    Suzanne Collins
    “You love me. Real or not real?"
    I tell him, "Real.”
    Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

  • #24
    “Asuka...you're really cute. When I look at you...I start wanting to protect you.”
    Aya Kanno

  • #25
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..”
    Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto, Vol. 18: Tsunade's Choice

  • #26
    Tsugumi Ohba
    “If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours.”
    Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note Box Set

  • #27
    Ai Yazawa
    “I'll make you so in love with me, that everytime our lips touch, you'll die a little death.”
    Ai Yazawa

  • #28
    Tite Kubo
    “BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...”
    Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1

  • #29
    Tite Kubo
    “You just noticed? You're slow...”
    Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1

  • #30
    Ai Yazawa
    “Hey Nana,
    If Cinderella's glass slipper fits so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can't help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince's affections. No matter what I do, I'll still have the fate of a girl who just keeps getting hurt, wondering if she can be happy in this pointless, one man show?”
    Ai Yazawa

  • #31
    C.C. Hunter
    “She's a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.”
    C.C. Hunter, Born at Midnight



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